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Golf is a good walk spoiled. - H.S. Scrivener

He who limps is still walking. - Joan Rivers

I will not walk backward in life. - JRR Tolkien

All know the way, few actually walk it. - Bodhidharma

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

Camping is something I've done all my life. - Stefanie Powers

To walk out of His will is to walk into nowhere. - C S Lewis

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

Don't be scared to fly along. Find a path that is your own. - Unknown

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

Virture offers the only path in this life that leads to tranquility. - Juvenal

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

You can become a winner only if you are willing to walk over the edge. - Damon Runyon

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. - Frank A. Clark

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read an write, everyone would limp and stutter. - Mark Twain

The path to cheerfulness is to sit cheerfully and to act and speak as if cheerfulness were already there. - William James

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

It is important to expect nothing, to take every experience, including the negative ones, as merely steps on the path, and to proceed. - Ram Dass

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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