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Judge me when you are perfect. - Unknown

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

American cheese is the perfect soft taco. - Wylie Dufresne

No, it's all in perfect working order. - Spike Milligan

It's too late Edith, my bus has sailed. - Archie Bunker

Why fit in when you were born to stand out? - Dr. Seuss

Today would be a perfect day to be a butterfly. - Unknown

Sloppy success is better than perfect mediocrity. - Alex Mandossian

Perfect numbers, like perfect men, are very rare. - Rene Descartes

My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown

If I only had a little humility, I'd be perfect. - Ted Turner

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. - Albert Einstein

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect. - Unknown

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

Why should I tolerate a perfect stranger at the bedside of my mind? - Vladimir Nabokov

Practice does not make perfect. Only perfect practice makes perfect. - Vince Lombardi

Calamity is the perfect glass wherein we truly see and know ourselves. - William D'Avenant

To me, every hour of the day and night is an unspeakably perfect miracle. - Walt Whitman

The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane. - Mark Twain

Don't wait for the perfect moment; take the moment and make it perfect. - Unknown

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. - Unknown

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

You cannot live a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never be able to repay you. - John Wooden

If you wait for perfect conditions to seize an opportunity, you'll be waiting till the day you die. - Mark Batterson

You cannot tailor-make the situations in life, but you can tailor-make the attitudes to fit those situations. - Zig Ziglar

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Waiting around to be perfect never amounts to anything. Don't be a waiter or you'll be serving other people. - Ian Desabrais

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Don't expect your friend to be a perfect person. But help your friend to become a perfect person. That is true friendship. - Mother Teresa

A lost empire, lost power and lost wealth provide perfect circumstances for living happily and contentedly in our enchanted island. - Malcolm Muggeridge

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone


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