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Nobody's perfect. - Some Like it Hot

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

Live a happy life, not a perfect life. - Unknown

Sloppy success is better than perfect mediocrity. - Alex Mandossian

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. - Albert Einstein

A man who won't die for something is not fit to live. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

Fit yourself for the best society, and then never enter it. - John Ruskin

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

There is no grievance that is a fit object of redress by mob law. - Abraham Lincoln

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Perfect love means to love the one through whom one became unhappy. - Soren Kierkegaard

A diamond with a flaw is better than a common stone that is perfect. - Chinese Proverb

Calamity is the perfect glass wherein we truly see and know ourselves. - William D'Avenant

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

There is no way to be a perfect mother, and a million ways to be a good one. - Jill Churchill

A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar. - Lao-Tzu

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

Every man is capable of performing something unique; that which he alone can perfect. - Unknown

There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

A good solution applied with vigor now is better than a perfect solution applied ten minutes later. - George S Patton

If you would perfect your body, guard your mind.
If you would renew your body, beautify your mind. - James Allen

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. - Mark Twain

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not. - Jodi Picoult

So here's the thing with broken hearts. No matter how you try, the pieces never fit the way they did before. - Ariana Arianapoetess

Waiting around to be perfect never amounts to anything. Don't be a waiter or you'll be serving other people. - Ian Desabrais

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

Being happy isn't having everything in your life be perfect. Maybe it's about stringing together all the little things. - Ann Brashares

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

There is no perfect solution to depression, nor should there be. And odd as this may sound, we should be glad of that. It keeps us human. - Lesley Hazelton

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

Q: When is the perfect time?
A: Who can say, but probably somewhere between haste and delay - and it's usually most wise to start today. - Rasheed Ogunlaru


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