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Judge me when you are perfect. - Unknown

We have not fit men for the times. - John Adams

No, it's all in perfect working order. - Spike Milligan

It's too late Edith, my bus has sailed. - Archie Bunker

Sloppy success is better than perfect mediocrity. - Alex Mandossian

If I only had a little humility, I'd be perfect. - Ted Turner

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. - Albert Einstein

Not all the news that's fit to print is fit to read. - Unknown

No one is perfect - that's why pencils have erasers. - Unknown

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

I'm a nobody; nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect! - Unknown

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

Why should I tolerate a perfect stranger at the bedside of my mind? - Vladimir Nabokov

Perfect love means to love the one through whom one became unhappy. - Soren Kierkegaard

Practice does not make perfect. Only perfect practice makes perfect. - Vince Lombardi

A diamond with a flaw is better than a common stone that is perfect. - Chinese Proverb

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

To me, every hour of the day and night is an unspeakably perfect miracle. - Walt Whitman

A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar. - Lao-Tzu

He that will have a perfect brother must resign himself to remaining brotherless. - Italian proverb

Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect. - Owens L. Pomeroy

Many a woman has a past, but I am told that she has at least a dozen, and that they all fit. - Oscar Wilde

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not. - Jodi Picoult

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

Families are like puzzles. They fit together in a certain way, and if one piece is missing, it throws everything off. - Richard Schiff

There is no such thing as a perfect basketball player, and I don't believe there is only one greatest player either. - Michael Jordan

A lost empire, lost power and lost wealth provide perfect circumstances for living happily and contentedly in our enchanted island. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The mathematician may be compared to a designer of garments, who is utterly oblivious of all the creatures who his garments may fit. - Dantzig

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth

I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz

There is no perfect solution to depression, nor should there be. And odd as this may sound, we should be glad of that. It keeps us human. - Lesley Hazelton

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia


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