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Periodic Table Shower

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Periodic Table Shower thanks to Georgia Fleming

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Up there in his ivory shower - Archie Bunker

Flirting is conversational chemistry. - Isaac Mizrahi

I don't sing in the shower. I perform. - Unknown

Go pump some neurons. Expand your craniums. - Robin Williams

The universe is made up of stories, not atoms. - Muriel Rukeyser

A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms. - George Wald

If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower. - Groucho Marx

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

Administratium: Another of the heaviest elements known to man (see also Governmentium) - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Organic chemistry has become a vast rubbish heap of puzzling and bewildering compounds. - J Norman Collie

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

If we are made of atoms, then a scientist studying atoms is actually a group of atoms studying themselves. - Unknown

If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we're gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower. - Archie Bunker

We've arranged a civilization in which most crucial elements profoundly depend on science and technology. - Carl Sagan

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera. - Unknown

Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

Medicine is the restoration of discordant elements; sickness is the discord of the elements infused into the living body. - Leonardo da Vinci

Charity, good behaviour, amiable speech, unselfishness - these by the chief sage have been declared the elements of popularity. - Burmese Proverb

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

The rules of clockwork might apply to familiar objects such as snooker balls, but when it comes to atoms, the rules are those of roulette. - Paul Davies

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Life is precious as it is. All the elements for your happiness are already here. There is no need to run, strive, search, or struggle. Just be. - Thich Nhat Hanh

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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