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Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A Horse! A Horse! My kingdom for a horse! - William Shakespeare

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Building a business is a marathon, not a sprint. - Taavet Hinrikus

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? - George Carlin

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Gentleman Farmer: One who has more hay in the bank thank in the barn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

A good farmer is nothing more nor less than a handyman with a sense of humus. - E.B. White

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

Insight comes, more often than not, from looking at what's been on the table all along. - David McCullough

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

After nourishment, shelter and companionship, stories are the thing we need most in the world. - Philip Pullman

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses. - Victor Hugo

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles