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Permit Denied

Legal loophole on the farm

Permit Denied thanks to Jim Serritella

For all of us who think that there are too many rules

Farmer denied permit to build horse shelter. So he builds giant table and chairs which don't need a permit.

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The wildest colts make the best horses. - Plutarch

A Horse! A Horse! My kingdom for a horse! - William Shakespeare

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

At a round table there is no dispute about place. - Italian Proverb

Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't change horses in the middle of the stream. - Dutch Proverb

An orator without judgment is a horse without a bridle. - Theophrastus

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

Horsepower was a wonderful thing when only horses had it. - Unknown

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

The Meathead swooped down on the table like a plague of crocuses. - Archie Bunker

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

Thirteen at a table is unlucky only when the hostess has only twelve chops. - Groucho Marx

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

We're all capable of climbing so much higher than we usually permit ourselves to suppose. - Octavia Butler

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

It is only the farmer who faithfully plants seeds in the Spring, who reaps a harvest in the Autumn. - B C Forbes

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Curriculum: A harness devised by educational bureaucrats to turn thoroughbred teachers into cart horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

God is in the resume-building business. He is always using past experiences to prepare us for future opportunities. - Mark Batterson

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere. - Jim Hightower

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

Leadership development is not an 'event.' It's a capacity-building endeavor. It's a process of human growth and development. - Linda F Thornton

Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind a mental picture of yourself as succeeding. Hold this picture tenaciously. Never permit it to fade. - Norman Vincent Peale

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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