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Permit Denied

Legal loophole on the farm

Permit Denied thanks to Jim Serritella

For all of us who think that there are too many rules

Farmer denied permit to build horse shelter. So he builds giant table and chairs which don't need a permit.

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Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? - George Carlin

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte

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Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

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You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

Insight comes, more often than not, from looking at what's been on the table all along. - David McCullough

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

After nourishment, shelter and companionship, stories are the thing we need most in the world. - Philip Pullman

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses. - Victor Hugo

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

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