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Permit Denied

Legal loophole on the farm

Permit Denied thanks to Jim Serritella

For all of us who think that there are too many rules

Farmer denied permit to build horse shelter. So he builds giant table and chairs which don't need a permit.

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Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

The wildest colts make the best horses. - Plutarch

I am building a dream with elevators in it. - Rick Ross

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. - George Washington

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

Wiener: The first to cross the line in a Mexican horse race - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My barn having burned to the ground, I can now see the moon. - Christina Frederick

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

The taller the building, the deeper the foundation needs to be. - Unknown

I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann

The Meathead swooped down on the table like a plague of crocuses. - Archie Bunker

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer. - Will Rodgers

It's easy to make your choice when all the cards are on the table. - Barry Bennett

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses. - Henry Ford

A good farmer is nothing more nor less than a handyman with a sense of humus. - E.B. White

Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

Bad Luck: To have thirteen people seated at the table when you’re paying for the drinks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For me, part of one my big movements is building authentic street environments for skateboarding. - Rob Dyrdek

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

It is only the farmer who faithfully plants seeds in the Spring, who reaps a harvest in the Autumn. - B C Forbes

It is not hard to compose, but what is fabulously hard is to leave the superfluous notes under the table. - Johannes Brahms

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

We will never have to tell our horse that we are sad, happy, confident, angry or relaxed. He already knows - long before we do. - Marjike de Jong

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen


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