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Reclimbing chair - Archie Bunker

I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

I am building a dream with elevators in it. - Rick Ross

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

No farmer ever plowed a field by turning it over in his mind. - George E. Woodbury

I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. - Steven Wright

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one. - Sam Rayburn

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

Belief in oneself is one of the most important bricks in building any successful venture. - Lydia M. Child

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

After nourishment, shelter and companionship, stories are the thing we need most in the world. - Philip Pullman

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses. - Victor Hugo

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere. - Jim Hightower

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind a mental picture of yourself as succeeding. Hold this picture tenaciously. Never permit it to fade. - Norman Vincent Peale