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Pets Allowed Apartment

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Pets Allowed Apartment thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Mayor: A he-horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whoa! A brake for horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nag: A woman with no horse sense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reindeer: A horse with a hat rack - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The wildest colts make the best horses. - Plutarch

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

Don't change horses in the middle of the stream. - Dutch Proverb

It is not best to swap horses while crossing the river. - Abraham Lincoln

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

An orator without judgment is a horse without a bridle. - Theophrastus

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

Old West: A place where men were men and smelled like horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. - George Carlin

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses. - Henry Ford

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

Well washed and combed domestic pets grow dull; they miss the stimulus of fleas. - Francis Galton

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

Without my pets, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty. - Unknown

Oats: A grain, which in England is generally given to horses, but in Scotland supports the people - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Curriculum: A harness devised by educational bureaucrats to turn thoroughbred teachers into cart horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

Mule: 1. An animal that is stubbornly backward about going forward; 2. An animal who boasts that his ancestors were horses. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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