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Piano Fountain

Some pianists play watered-down music

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Bubba made a better landscaper than a musician

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At my age flowers scare me. - George Burns

The Earth laughs in flowers. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm Liberace without a piano. - Paul Lynde

A flower blossoms for its own joy. - Oscar Wilde

Where flowers bloom, so does hope. - Lady Bird Johnson

Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

The piano ain't got no wrong notes. - Thelonious Monk

I must have flowers, always and always. - Claude Monet

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

Happiness is the natural flower of duty. - Phillips Brooks

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

A weed is no more than a flower in disguise. - James R Lowell

Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature. - Gerard De Nuewal

Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning

Upright Piano: The noblest musical instrument - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf. - Lewis Mumford

Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light. - Theodore Roethke

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus

Hope is the only bee that makes honey without flowers. - Robert G Ingersoll

The fountain of youth is a mixture of gin and vermouth. - Cole Porter

Interval In Music: The distance from one piano to the next - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

There are flowers everywhere, for those who bother to look. - Henri Matisse

Tennis: a sport in which even an unseeded player can flower. - Unknown

I don't put boundaries on myself when I sit at the piano. - Vanessa Carlton

The fuchsia is the world's most carefully spelled flower. - Jimmy Barnes

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason. - Molly McGee

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

There are eighty-eight keys on a piano and within that, an entire universe. - James Rhodes

Sometimes I can only groan, and suffer, and pour out my despair at the piano. - Frederic Chopin

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure. - D H Lawrence

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower. - Hans Christian Andersen

The only amaranthine flower on earth is virtue; the only lasting treasure, truth. - William Cowper

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

Reason is not time only interpreter of life. The fountain of action is in time feelings. - Henry T. Tuckerman

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

Look within. Within is the fountain of good, and it will ever bubble up if thou wilt ever dig. - Marcus Aurelius

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

I dreamt of you last night, as if I was playing the piano and you were turning the pages for me. - Vladimir Nabokov

Give me a guitar, give me a piano, give me a broom and string, I wouldn't get bored anywhere. - Keith Richards

Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. - Jose L Borges

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

The Herbs ought to be distilled when they are in their greatest vigor, and so ought the Flowers also. - Nicholas Culpeper

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen. - Archie Bunker

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Let us decide on the route that we wish to take to pass our life, and attempt to sow that route with flowers. - Du Chatelet

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown

You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. - Robert Schumann

Nobody sees a flower, really - it is so small - we haven't time, and to see takes time, like to have a friend takes time. - Georgia O'Keefe

It is always good to know, if only in passing, charming human beings. It refreshes one like flowers and woods and clear brooks. - George Eliot

The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation. - Oscar Wilde

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung


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