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Pick Your Fate

Warning indicators for too-fast drivers

Pick Your Fate thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Know your limit and stay within it

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Fate is character. - William Winter

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

We make our own fortunes and call them fate. - Benjamin Disreali

We make our fortunes, and we call them fate. - Earl of Beaconsfield

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Great deeds are usually wrought at great risks. - Herodotus

If you don't risk anything, you risk even more. - Erica Jong

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you take the risk, you are deserving of the reward. - Joe Segal

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude. - Amy Tan

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Take calculated risks. That is quite different from being rash. - George S Patton

Do not be afraid; our fate cannot be taken from us; it is a gift. - Dante Alighieri

We are still masters of our fate. We are still captains of our souls. - Winston Churchill

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go. - T S Eliot

But blind to former as to future fate, what mortal knows his pre-existent state? - Alexander Pope

If you are not willing to risk the unusual, you will have to settle for the ordinary. - Jim Rohn

There are two types of risk in life: the danger of trying and the danger of not trying. - Nick Vujicic

What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate. - Donald Trump

Our technological powers increase, but the side effects and potential hazards also escalate. - Alvin Toffler

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown

You can measure opportunity with the same yardstick that measures the risk involved. They go together. - Earl Nightingale

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

There is no impossibility to him who stands prepared to conquer every hazard. The fearful are the failing. - Sarah J. Hale

It seems to be the fate of idealists to obtain what they have struggled for in a form which destroys their ideals. - Bertrand Russell

Knowledge is a deadly friend when no one sets the rules;
The fate of all mankind I see is in the hand of fools. - King Crimson

Of course God knew what would happen if they used their freedom the wrong way: apparently, He thought it worth the risk. - C S Lewis

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

When you're stretching yourself, as a role like 'Blue Jasmine' did for me, you risk falling flat on your face. - Cate Blanchett

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Never play with the feelings of others, because you may win the game, but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for life time. - William Shakespeare

If you are really Master of your Fate,
It shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate. - Ogden Nash

When my generation was your age, we took crazy risks. The wildest thing was - prepare to be shocked - we deliberately ingested carbohydrates! - Dave Barry

People who don't take risks generally make about two big mistakes a year. People who do take risks generally make about two big mistakes a year. - Peter F Drucker

Success in creating AI would be the biggest event in human history. Unfortunately, it might also be the last, unless we learn how to avoid the risks. - Stephen Hawking


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