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Pick Your Fate

Warning indicators for too-fast drivers

Pick Your Fate thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Know your limit and stay within it

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Fate is character. - William Winter

Kisses are a better fate than wisdom. - e e cummings

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

When fate hands you a lemon, make lemonade. - Dale Carnegie

We make our own fortunes and call them fate. - Benjamin Disreali

Don't risk more than you can afford to lose. - Joe Segal

If you don't risk anything, you risk even more. - Erica Jong

If you take the risk, you are deserving of the reward. - Joe Segal

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Take calculated risks. That is quite different from being rash. - George S Patton

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Why have all the pieces joined together to create such a cruel fate? - ichtys

We are still masters of our fate. We are still captains of our souls. - Winston Churchill

It is better to risk saving a guilty man than to condemn an innocent one. - Voltaire

The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open. - Chuck Palahniuk

An individual's fate is not a matter of chance, but a matter of choice. - Unknown

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go. - T S Eliot

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert N Anthony

To punish me for my contempt of authority, fate has made me an authority myself. - Albert Einstein

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

I think we risk becoming the best-informed society that has ever died of ignorance. - Ruben Blades

There are two types of risk in life: the danger of trying and the danger of not trying. - Nick Vujicic

What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate. - Donald Trump

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

When you're my age, you just never risk being ill - because then everyone says, "Oh, he's done for." - John Gielgud

Risk is not just part of life. It is life. The place between your comfort zone and your dream is where life takes place. - Nick Vujicic

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

He either fears his fate too much,
Or his deserts are small,
Who dares not put it to the touch
To gain or lose it all - Marquis of Montrose

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Don't listen to those who say you're taking too big a chance. If no one ever took risks, Michelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor. - Neil Simon


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