'Piece of Cake' Resignation Letter

Lemon merinj pie - Archie Bunker

Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unknown

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown

Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread. - Ion Tiriac

The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

Baking is like washing - the results are equally temporary. - Patricia Briggs

I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

The English are not an inventive people; they don't eat enough pie. - Thomas Edison

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed). - Janet Clarkson

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks

Because you don't live near a bakery doesn't mean you have to go without cheesecake. - Hedy Lamarr

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

I have an abundance mentality. When people are genuinely happy at the successes of others, the pie gets larger. - Stephen Covey

Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

I have a very big sweet tooth and I love treating myself to something that I wouldn't necessarily eat during the tournament such as a nice-sized cake. - Maria Sharapova

Like an ignorant child who wants to go on making mud pies in a slum because he cannot imagine what is meant by the offer of a holiday at the sea... we are far too easily pleased. - C S Lewis

One's home is like a delicious piece of pie you order in a restaurant on a country road one cozy evening - the best piece of pie you have ever eaten in your life - and can never find again. - Lemony Snicket

I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to a potluck. I stood in line for some cake. They said, "Do you want white cake or chocolate cake?" I said, "yes". - Steven Wright

Mother: 1. Mom's the word; 2. The person who feeds the mouth that bites her; 3. A person who, seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I went to visit this rice cake plant, I hadn't realized how the rice cakes were made. As soon as I saw the molds of rice and how the heat pops it like popcorn, the light bulb went off. This is popped. This isn't baked or fried. - Keith Belling