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'Piece of Cake' Resignation Letter

Resigning from a 9-to-5 job in spectacular fashion

'Piece of Cake' Resignation Letter thanks to Roy Taylor

Pursuing your dream job with an appropriate goodbye message

On his 31st birthday, Chris Holmes (aka 'Mr. Cake') decided to quit his job as a Border Agency official at London's Stansted Airport, writing his resignation letter in cake writing to promote his future business.

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Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown

Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Baking is science for hungry people. - Unknown

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread. - Ion Tiriac

The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

The English are not an inventive people; they don't eat enough pie. - Thomas Edison

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough. - Jay Leno

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed). - Janet Clarkson

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

He that will have a perfect brother must resign himself to remaining brotherless. - Italian proverb

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks

Because you don't live near a bakery doesn't mean you have to go without cheesecake. - Hedy Lamarr

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow

I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life than a humorous resignation. - W Somerset Maugham

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee

Baking cookies is equal to Queen Victoria running an empire. There's no difference in how seriously you take the job, how seriously you approach your whole life. - Martha Stewart

Mother: 1. Mom's the word; 2. The person who feeds the mouth that bites her; 3. A person who, seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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