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'Piece of Cake' Resignation Letter

Resigning from a 9-to-5 job in spectacular fashion

'Piece of Cake' Resignation Letter thanks to Roy Taylor

Pursuing your dream job with an appropriate goodbye message

On his 31st birthday, Chris Holmes (aka 'Mr. Cake') decided to quit his job as a Border Agency official at London's Stansted Airport, writing his resignation letter in cake writing to promote his future business.

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Lemon merinj pie - Archie Bunker

Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unknown

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown

Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread. - Ion Tiriac

The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

Baking is like washing - the results are equally temporary. - Patricia Briggs

I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

The English are not an inventive people; they don't eat enough pie. - Thomas Edison

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed). - Janet Clarkson

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks

Because you don't live near a bakery doesn't mean you have to go without cheesecake. - Hedy Lamarr

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

I have an abundance mentality. When people are genuinely happy at the successes of others, the pie gets larger. - Stephen Covey

Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

I have a very big sweet tooth and I love treating myself to something that I wouldn't necessarily eat during the tournament such as a nice-sized cake. - Maria Sharapova

Like an ignorant child who wants to go on making mud pies in a slum because he cannot imagine what is meant by the offer of a holiday at the sea... we are far too easily pleased. - C S Lewis

One's home is like a delicious piece of pie you order in a restaurant on a country road one cozy evening - the best piece of pie you have ever eaten in your life - and can never find again. - Lemony Snicket

I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to a potluck. I stood in line for some cake. They said, "Do you want white cake or chocolate cake?" I said, "yes". - Steven Wright

Mother: 1. Mom's the word; 2. The person who feeds the mouth that bites her; 3. A person who, seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I went to visit this rice cake plant, I hadn't realized how the rice cakes were made. As soon as I saw the molds of rice and how the heat pops it like popcorn, the light bulb went off. This is popped. This isn't baked or fried. - Keith Belling


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