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Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

Half this game is ninety percent mental. - Yogi Berra

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

My favorite part of the game? The opportunity to play. - Mike Singletary

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown

A good coach can change a game. A great coach can change a life. - John Wooden

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. - Steven Wright

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

This could be a repeat of what will happen in the European games next week. - David Coleman

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning. - George Carlin

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffett

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer

Winners lose more than losers. They win and lose more than losers, because they stay in the game. - Terry Paulson

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

He cared less, so they cared more. He said it was beautiful. I knew he was broken.This was his game. - Coco J. Ginger

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera. - Unknown

Unless a man has considerable skill and reliance in his weapon, he will not remain cool in the presence of dangerous game close by. - Townsend Whelen

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

Stand-up and boxing are very similar. You're the only one out there, you're going into a fight, and you're going in with a game plan. - Russell Peters

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

Approach racing like a game of billiards. If you bash the ball too hard, you get nowhere. As you handle the cue properly, you drive with more finesse. - Juan M Fangio


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