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Pirate Breakfast

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Pirate Breakfast thanks to Louise Beedle

Breakfast fit for a pirate

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A short life and a merry one at that! - Bartholomew Roberts

Where there is a sea there are pirates. - Greek Proverb

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

Walk The Plank: A pirate's board game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not a pirate. I'm an innovator. - Ken Dotcom

All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast. - John Gunther

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. - Edgar W Howe

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Francis Bacon

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

Every generation welcomes the pirates from the last. - Lawrence Lessig

If you want to get my attention, wear a pirate outfit. - Michelle Branch

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown

Day and night, their frail and crippled ships defy the tempest. - Jorge Luis Borges

To eat well in England you should have breakfast three times a day. - W Somerset Maugham

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli

Sometimes I've believed as many as six possible things before breakfast. - Lewis Caroll

Charity followed the pirate. To salvation or to hell, she would soon find out. - Tamara Hughes

Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all. - Johnny Depp

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

Suddenly you're like a pirate, you're 65 years old and you've got an earring. - Fred Willard

My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

A man never spoke ill of his captain, pirate or no, unless he was prepared to back his words with the might of the crew. - Matt Tomerlin

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

There's very little admirable about being a pirate. There's very little functional about a pirate. There's very little real about a pirate. - Will Oldham

Breakfast is my specialty. I admit it's the easiest meal to cook, but I make everything with a twist, like lemon ricotta pancakes or bacon that's baked instead of fried. - Hugh Jackman

The idea that you can merchandise candidates for high office like breakfast cereal - that you can gather votes like box tops - is the ultimate indignity to the democratic process. - Adlai E. Stevenson

The difference between "involvement" and "commitment" is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was "involved" - the pig was "committed". - Unknown


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