#1 humor site on the 'net

Pirate Breakfast

Making faces in the kitchen

Pirate Breakfast thanks to Louise Beedle

Breakfast fit for a pirate

Food art for the pirate in your house

QuotaBills
A short life and a merry one at that! - Bartholomew Roberts

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

I'm not a pirate. I'm an innovator. - Ken Dotcom

Aren't most of you descended from pirates? - Prince Philip

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Sir Francis Bacon

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

Every generation welcomes the pirates from the last. - Lawrence Lessig

If you want to get my attention, wear a pirate outfit. - Michelle Branch

There was a sound in their voices which suggested rum. - Robert Louis Sevenson

It's more fun to be a pirate than to join the Navy. - Steve Jobs

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Whether we wound or are wounded, the blood that flows is red. - Eiichiro Oda

Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown

Day and night, their frail and crippled ships defy the tempest. - Jorge Luis Borges

The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli

Sometimes I've believed as many as six possible things before breakfast. - Lewis Caroll

Charity followed the pirate. To salvation or to hell, she would soon find out. - Tamara Hughes

Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all. - Johnny Depp

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

Suddenly you're like a pirate, you're 65 years old and you've got an earring. - Fred Willard

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate. - Todd Barry

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

A man never spoke ill of his captain, pirate or no, unless he was prepared to back his words with the might of the crew. - Matt Tomerlin

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

There's very little admirable about being a pirate. There's very little functional about a pirate. There's very little real about a pirate. - Will Oldham

Breakfast is my specialty. I admit it's the easiest meal to cook, but I make everything with a twist, like lemon ricotta pancakes or bacon that's baked instead of fried. - Hugh Jackman

The idea that you can merchandise candidates for high office like breakfast cereal - that you can gather votes like box tops - is the ultimate indignity to the democratic process. - Adlai E. Stevenson

The difference between "involvement" and "commitment" is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was "involved" - the pig was "committed". - Unknown


Drama Queen Diary

He Looks Just Like His Father!

Happy Snow Car

Sand Strap Experience

Redneck Calf Feeder

BaCoN T-Shirt

Go Winterized

Car Igloo

Hen Pecked

It's Movie Time

In The Dog House

2020 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars (3)

Diaper Change

Palestinian Security Check

Wurst-Case Scenario

High-Rise Inifinity Pool

Winter Kayaking

Balanced Family Life

Closed Ahead

Forgettable Fishing Trips

I've Got Your Back

Dr Pepper Financing

Wine Therapy

Weakest Part