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Pirate Ship Bedroom

Walking the gangplank at home

Pirate Ship Bedroom thanks to Jim Serritella

See what you can sea in your dreams

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I don't give a ship! - Unknown

Bed is the poor man's opera. - Italian Proverb

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

I'm not a pirate. I'm an innovator. - Ken Dotcom

Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

Zinc: What a ship will do if it has a hole in it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

You'd think I was Lazarus rising from the bed. - Archie Bunker

Every generation welcomes the pirates from the last. - Lawrence Lessig

He who sleeps on the floor will not fall off the bed. - Robert Gronock

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

You have to get up early if you want to get out of bed. - Groucho Marx

It's more fun to be a pirate than to join the Navy. - Steve Jobs

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

I'm not afraid of spiders; I've had worse in my bed. - Donna Lynn Hope

Whether we wound or are wounded, the blood that flows is red. - Eiichiro Oda

Day and night, their frail and crippled ships defy the tempest. - Jorge Luis Borges

In a sick-room or a bed-room there should never be shutters shut. - Florence Nightingale

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all. - Johnny Depp

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. - Unknown

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed. - C S Lewis

I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate. - Todd Barry

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

You're welcome to come here, except my bed's from Ikea so it's more unstable than I am. - Unknown

Sunsets are great. Sunrises are a mixed bag. You either got up way too early or went to bed way too late. - Matt Dillon

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything every night before you go to bed. - Ann Landers

A man never spoke ill of his captain, pirate or no, unless he was prepared to back his words with the might of the crew. - Matt Tomerlin

It was like having a box of chocolates shut in the bedroom drawer. Until the box was empty it occupied the mind too much. - Graham Greene

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

There's very little admirable about being a pirate. There's very little functional about a pirate. There's very little real about a pirate. - Will Oldham

Being the richest man in the cemetery doesn't matter to me. Going to bed at night, saying we've done something wonderful - that's what matters to me. - Steve Jobs


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