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Pirate Ship Bedroom

Walking the gangplank at home

Pirate Ship Bedroom thanks to Jim Serritella

See what you can sea in your dreams

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No bed is big enough to hold three. - German Proverb

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

You have to get up early if you want to get out of bed. - Groucho Marx

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

I give unto my wife my second best bed, with the furniture. - William Shakespeare

Whether we wound or are wounded, the blood that flows is red. - Eiichiro Oda

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. - John Shedd

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. - Unknown

When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going? - Douglas Gauck

Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. - Unknown

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

The man without a purpose is like a ship without a rudder - a waif, a nothing, a no man. - Thomas Carlyle

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. - Unknown

It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed. - C S Lewis

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

No human being believes that any other human being has a right to be in bed when he himself is up. - Robert Lynd

You're welcome to come here, except my bed's from Ikea so it's more unstable than I am. - Unknown

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

Sunsets are great. Sunrises are a mixed bag. You either got up way too early or went to bed way too late. - Matt Dillon

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything every night before you go to bed. - Ann Landers

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

A man never spoke ill of his captain, pirate or no, unless he was prepared to back his words with the might of the crew. - Matt Tomerlin

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

There's very little admirable about being a pirate. There's very little functional about a pirate. There's very little real about a pirate. - Will Oldham

You must not abandon the ship in a storm because you cannot control the winds. What you cannot turn to good, you must at least make as little bad as you can. - Thomas More

But think of how much worse it would be to sit here, not knowing. Until the Dead choke the Ratterlin and Hedge walks across the dry bed of the river to batter down the door. - Garth Nix

We've just heard that in the English Channel, a ship carrying red paint has collided with a ship carrying purple paint. It is believed that both crews have been marooned. - Ronnie Corbett

Jesus if You are the one who gives life as it is meant to be, I want it. Please get me out of this hospital bed well, and I promise I will leave no stone unturned in my pursuit of truth. - Ravi Zacharias


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