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Pirate Ship Bedroom

Walking the gangplank at home

Pirate Ship Bedroom thanks to Jim Serritella

See what you can sea in your dreams

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And so to bed. - Samuel Pepys

The privatesies of the bedroom. - Archie Bunker

A short life and a merry one at that! - Bartholomew Roberts

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

Aren't most of you descended from pirates? - Prince Philip

You'd think I was Lazarus rising from the bed. - Archie Bunker

Every generation welcomes the pirates from the last. - Lawrence Lessig

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Whether we wound or are wounded, the blood that flows is red. - Eiichiro Oda

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. - John Shedd

Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labour. - John Ciardi

The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Suddenly you're like a pirate, you're 65 years old and you've got an earring. - Fred Willard

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever. - Thomas Aquinas

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

No human being believes that any other human being has a right to be in bed when he himself is up. - Robert Lynd

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

A man never spoke ill of his captain, pirate or no, unless he was prepared to back his words with the might of the crew. - Matt Tomerlin

It was like having a box of chocolates shut in the bedroom drawer. Until the box was empty it occupied the mind too much. - Graham Greene

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci

There's very little admirable about being a pirate. There's very little functional about a pirate. There's very little real about a pirate. - Will Oldham

You must not abandon the ship in a storm because you cannot control the winds. What you cannot turn to good, you must at least make as little bad as you can. - Thomas More

Middle age is when you go to bed at night and hope you feel better in the morning. Old age is when you go to bed at night and hope you wake up in the morning. - Groucho Marx

What makes me happy is just curling up with my mom in her bed and watching a marathon of 'CSI' and 'Grey's Anatomy' episodes with pints of ice cream. - Taylor Swift

But think of how much worse it would be to sit here, not knowing. Until the Dead choke the Ratterlin and Hedge walks across the dry bed of the river to batter down the door. - Garth Nix

If you want to build a ship, don't drum up people together to collect wood and don't assign them tasks and work, but rather teach them to long for the endless immensity of the sea. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry


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