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Pirate Ship Bedroom

Walking the gangplank at home

Pirate Ship Bedroom thanks to Jim Serritella

See what you can sea in your dreams

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Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

A revolution is not a bed of roses. - Fidel Castro

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

Aren't most of you descended from pirates? - Prince Philip

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

Every generation welcomes the pirates from the last. - Lawrence Lessig

There was a sound in their voices which suggested rum. - Robert Louis Sevenson

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

I give unto my wife my second best bed, with the furniture. - William Shakespeare

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Whether we wound or are wounded, the blood that flows is red. - Eiichiro Oda

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown

In a sick-room or a bed-room there should never be shutters shut. - Florence Nightingale

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli

Charity followed the pirate. To salvation or to hell, she would soon find out. - Tamara Hughes

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all. - Johnny Depp

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever. - Thomas Aquinas

No human being believes that any other human being has a right to be in bed when he himself is up. - Robert Lynd

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Sunsets are great. Sunrises are a mixed bag. You either got up way too early or went to bed way too late. - Matt Dillon

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything every night before you go to bed. - Ann Landers

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

A man never spoke ill of his captain, pirate or no, unless he was prepared to back his words with the might of the crew. - Matt Tomerlin

It was like having a box of chocolates shut in the bedroom drawer. Until the box was empty it occupied the mind too much. - Graham Greene

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

If you want to build a ship, don't drum up people together to collect wood and don't assign them tasks and work, but rather teach them to long for the endless immensity of the sea. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry


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