QuotaBillsMeasure twice, cut once. - Craftsman Aphorism
Seasaw: Saw used to cut driftwood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Trust everybody, but cut the cards. - Finley Peter Dunne
A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying
They should have a Barbie with a buzz cut. - Ellen DeGeneres
Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden
You trust your mother, but you cut the cards. - Unknown
Drama is real life with the dull bits cut out. - Alfred Hitchcock
Cut Rates: What surgeons charge their patients. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Eunuch: A man who has had his works cut out for him. - Robert Byrne
Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. - Henny Youngman
If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron
If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance. - Al Bernstein
You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda
After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown
The grass may be greener on the other side, but it's just as hard to cut. - Little Richard
Lawyers are like scissors; they never cut each other, but what is between them. - Unknown
Everyone should be paid what he is worth, no matter how big a pay cut is involved. - Unknown
Zero: The number of times you’ve gotten to eat most of the pizza you ordered - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Roses are red,
Pizza sauce is too,
I ordered a large, and
None of it is for you. - Unknown
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami
After you cut off a person's nose there is no point in giving him a rose to smell. - Ravi Zacharias
A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen
Wealth is not a pizza, where if I have too many slices you have to eat the Domino's box. - P.J. O'Rourke
Snaccident: Eating an entire pizza, box of chocolates, or family size bag of chips by mistake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray
Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns
Let's be frank, the Italians' technological contribution to humankind stopped with the pizza oven. - Bill Bryson
I don't really drink sodas, but when I have popcorn or pizza I need a little. It's the perfect combination. - Alessandra Ambrosio
Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown
I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana
Cut out the free feed for the boss hogs at the public trough and the spill-over they've been leaving us. We'll manage. - Paul Harvey
I don't like to hear cut and dried sermons. No - when I hear a man preach, I like to see him act as if he were fighting bees. - Abraham Lincoln
I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi
The axe cannot boast of the tree it has cut down. It could do nothing but for the woodsman. He made it, he sharpened it, and he used it. - Samuel Brengel
My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas
The research rat of the future allows experimentation without manipulation of the real world. This is the cutting edge of modeling technology. - John Spencer
I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life. - Stephen King