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Pizza Cutter

On the cutting edge of food preparation

Pizza Cutter thanks to Keith Blake

A great homemade pizza isn't finished until you pull out this

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Measure twice, cut once. - Craftsman Aphorism

Seasaw: Saw used to cut driftwood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Trust everybody, but cut the cards. - Finley Peter Dunne

A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying

They should have a Barbie with a buzz cut. - Ellen DeGeneres

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

You trust your mother, but you cut the cards. - Unknown

Drama is real life with the dull bits cut out. - Alfred Hitchcock

Cut Rates: What surgeons charge their patients. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Eunuch: A man who has had his works cut out for him. - Robert Byrne

Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. - Henny Youngman

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance. - Al Bernstein

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

The grass may be greener on the other side, but it's just as hard to cut. - Little Richard

Lawyers are like scissors; they never cut each other, but what is between them. - Unknown

Everyone should be paid what he is worth, no matter how big a pay cut is involved. - Unknown

Zero: The number of times you’ve gotten to eat most of the pizza you ordered - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Roses are red, Pizza sauce is too, I ordered a large, and None of it is for you. - Unknown

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

After you cut off a person's nose there is no point in giving him a rose to smell. - Ravi Zacharias

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

Wealth is not a pizza, where if I have too many slices you have to eat the Domino's box. - P.J. O'Rourke

Snaccident: Eating an entire pizza, box of chocolates, or family size bag of chips by mistake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

Let's be frank, the Italians' technological contribution to humankind stopped with the pizza oven. - Bill Bryson

I don't really drink sodas, but when I have popcorn or pizza I need a little. It's the perfect combination. - Alessandra Ambrosio

Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana

Cut out the free feed for the boss hogs at the public trough and the spill-over they've been leaving us. We'll manage. - Paul Harvey

I don't like to hear cut and dried sermons. No - when I hear a man preach, I like to see him act as if he were fighting bees. - Abraham Lincoln

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

The axe cannot boast of the tree it has cut down. It could do nothing but for the woodsman. He made it, he sharpened it, and he used it. - Samuel Brengel

My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas

The research rat of the future allows experimentation without manipulation of the real world. This is the cutting edge of modeling technology. - John Spencer

I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life. - Stephen King


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