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Playground Mistakes

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Playground Mistakes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Playground Mistakes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Playground Mistakes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Playground Mistakes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Playground Mistakes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Playground Mistakes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Playground Mistakes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Playground Mistakes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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What we play is life. - Louis Armstrong

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. - Unknown

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

It is better to play than do nothing. - Confucius

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

I ain't in no mood to play 120 questions. - Archie Bunker

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

I would rather play a gloating winner than a sobbing loser. - Unknown

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards. - Oscar Wilde

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

You'd play me chess, about which I don't even know how to deal. - Archie Bunker

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

Tupac was one of the biggest thugs I know - and he always wore his seat belt. - Ice Cube

The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton

Paper Napkin: Its only ambition is to get down off your lap and play on the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you play a tune and a person don't tap their feet, don't play the tune. - Count Basie

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs. - Robin Williams

You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation. - Plato

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

My mom was fair. You never knew whether she was going to swing with her right or her left. - Herb Caen

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

To devote a portion of one's leisure to do something for someone else is one of the highest forms of recreation. - Gerald B. Fitzgerald

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Writing a new play shouldn't be seen as a mystery belonging to a priesthood, but as a technical challenge, just to get into it. - Ton Stoppard

Lawyers have the singular distinction of being able to play the hero and villain at the same time. Depending on where you stand in a courthouse. - Lenox Mhlanga


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