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Playground Mistakes

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Playground Mistakes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Low-survival swingsets for upset children

Playground Mistakes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Playground Mistakes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Playground Mistakes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Playground Mistakes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Playground Mistakes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Playground Mistakes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Playground Mistakes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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To play it safe is not to play. - Robert Altman

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

It is better to play than do nothing. - Confucius

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

If you don't play to win, why keep score? - Unknown

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Don't play what's there - play what's not there. - Miles Davis

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards. - Oscar Wilde

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

No one can whistle a symphony. It takes an orchestra to play it. - H.E. Luccock

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

I never play cricket. It requires one to assume such indecent postures. - Oscar Wilde

It is when we all play safe that we create a world of utmost insecurity. - Dag Hammarskjold

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

Tupac was one of the biggest thugs I know - and he always wore his seat belt. - Ice Cube

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

If you play a tune and a person don't tap their feet, don't play the tune. - Count Basie

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs. - Robin Williams

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

My mom was fair. You never knew whether she was going to swing with her right or her left. - Herb Caen

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen. - Robert Mugabe

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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