Please Shake

Dentist Office: A filling station - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

Geologists have a saying - rocks remember. - Neil Armstrong

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist. - Indira Gandhi

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

You do well to consider the office your own, for you bought it. - Julius Caesar's father

Fools take to themselves the respect that is given to their office. - Aesop

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. - Dorothy Parker

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

Every time I fill a vacant office, I make ten malcontents and one ingrate. - Louis XIV

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler

The knowledge from an enlightened person breaks on the hard rocks of ignorance. - Mahesh Yogi

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

Tavern: 1. Thirst come, thirst served; 2. A place where madness is sold by the bottle. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields

My grandfather is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. - Henny Youngman

Injustice alone can shake down the pillars of the skies, and restore the reign of Chaos and Night. - Horace Mann

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

God is not a genie in a bottle, and your wish is not His command. His command better be your wish. - Mark Batterson

I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

A quarrel is like buttermilk: once it's out of the churn, the more you shake it, the more sour it grows. - Unknown

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

The Duchess smashed the bottle against the bow and amid the applause of the crowd she slid on her greasy bottom into the sea. - Unknown

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison

It wasn't until we got out first office in Palo Alto where things became more like a company. We never went into this wanting to build a company. - Mark Zuckerberg