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Some license plates are worth stopping for

PLZSTOP thanks to Warren Ralston

When stress from the car accident almost equals the message from the license PL8

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Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. - Robert H Schuller

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

Stop soft soapin' and trying to deterge the judge! - Archie Bunker

You can't stop a thing by makin' a crime of it. - Kin Hubbard

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

When my enemies stop hissing, I shall know I'm slipping. - Maria Callas

Cute enough to stop your heart. Skilled enough to restart it. - Unknown

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails? - Will Rogers

Stop searching the world for treasure, the real treasure is in yourself. - Pablo

If I ever have to stop taking the subway, I'm gonna have a heart attack. - Edward Norton

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost. - Kin Hubbard

The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. - Ayn Rand

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. - George Bernard Shaw

It's all right to be afraid. You just don't let it stop you from doing your job. - Jim Butcher

I will never stop doing stand-up; that's my career, but I will do movies in Hollywood. - Russell Peters

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

I think 99 times and find nothing. I stop thinking, swim in silence, and the truth comes to me. - Albert Einstein

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

You can't stop loving someone if you had already fallen; all you can do is hurting yourself. - M F Moonzajer

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. - Ferris Bueller

Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings, and emotions. - Will Smith

We must stop assuming that a thing which has never been done before probably cannot be done at all. - Donald M Nelson

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

If you are not willing to learn, no one can help you. If you are determined to learn, no one can stop you. - Zig Ziglar

Everybody's worried about stopping terrorism. Well, there's a really easy way: stop participating in it. - Noam Chomsky

Busyness functions like an addiction. When you stop, you have to face your thoughts, which terrifies most of us. - Thibaut

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Stop waiting for the right person to come into your life. Be the right person to come into someone else's life. - Unknown

I'm sorry I slapped you. It's just that you seemed like you weren't going to stop talking and I panicked. - Bill Murray

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

One of the most wonderful things about life is that we must regularly stop what we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Samuel Johnson

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

Be grateful for what you have and stop complaining - it bores everybody else, does you no good, and doesn't solve any problems. - Zig Ziglar

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti

If you don't value your time, neither will others. Stop giving away your time and talents. Value what you know and start charging for it. - Kim Garst


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