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Some license plates are worth stopping for

PLZSTOP thanks to Warren Ralston

When stress from the car accident almost equals the message from the license PL8

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Stop and smell the roses. - Phoebe Moll

You never fail until you stop trying. - Florence Griffith Joyner

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. - Will Rogers

The important thing is never to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

The point of good writing is knowing when to stop. - L.M. Montgomery

Stop soft soapin' and trying to deterge the judge! - Archie Bunker

First law on holes - when you're in one, stop digging. - Denis Healey

Because I could not stop for Death He kindly stopped for me. - Emily Dickinson

It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop. - Confucius

If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain. - Emily Dickinson

Even though you're growing up, you should never stop having fun. - Nina Dobrev

Every failure is just another step closer to a win. Never stop trying! - Robert M. Hensel

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'. - Unknown

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. - George Bernard Shaw

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

Take time to deliberate; but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and go in. - Andrew Jackson

If we live a monotonous life, do we get used to it and stop thinking about changing it? - Pokemon

It's all right to be afraid. You just don't let it stop you from doing your job. - Jim Butcher

The day people stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. - Gen. Colin Powell

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

You can't stop being afraid just by pretending everything that scares you isn't there. - Michael Marshall

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. - Ferris Bueller

Change can come in either of two important ways: Start behaving positively or stop behaving negatively. - Dr. Phil

If you are not willing to learn, no one can help you. If you are determined to learn, no one can stop you. - Zig Ziglar

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

If you want to make a permanent change, stop focusing on the size of your problems and start focusing on the size of you. - T. Harv Eker

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? - Linda Ellerbee


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