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Some license plates are worth stopping for

PLZSTOP thanks to Warren Ralston

When stress from the car accident almost equals the message from the license PL8

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The important thing is never to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

Stop soft soapin' and trying to deterge the judge! - Archie Bunker

First law on holes - when you're in one, stop digging. - Denis Healey

The best way to find happiness is to stop looking so hard. - Kermit the Frog

Cute enough to stop your heart. Skilled enough to restart it. - Unknown

Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

Until we stop harming all other living beings, we are still savages. - Thomas Edison

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. - Philip K. Dick

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown

If I ever have to stop taking the subway, I'm gonna have a heart attack. - Edward Norton

The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. - Ayn Rand

I need to stop getting into situations where all my options are potentially bad. - Jack Campbell

When you stop having dreams and ideals - well, you might as well stop altogether. - Marian Anderson

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. - George Bernard Shaw

The more side roads you stop to explore, the less likely that life will pass you by. - Robert Brault

Take time to deliberate; but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and go in. - Andrew Jackson

If we live a monotonous life, do we get used to it and stop thinking about changing it? - Pokemon

I will never stop doing stand-up; that's my career, but I will do movies in Hollywood. - Russell Peters

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher

I think 99 times and find nothing. I stop thinking, swim in silence, and the truth comes to me. - Albert Einstein

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. - Ferris Bueller

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

When you do talk to people, share what you are. Stop focusing on all the things that you aren't. - Dan Pearce

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

You can't stop negative thoughts from coming in, but you can make sure they leave as quickly as they enter. - Nkem Mpamah

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

If you don't value your time, neither will others. Stop giving away your time and talents. Value what you know and start charging for it. - Kim Garst

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson

If you decide to stop flying, it is wise to hang on to your wings, for you may need them one day, when one of your other qualities turns dangerous. - Am Leach

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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