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Some license plates are worth stopping for

PLZSTOP thanks to Warren Ralston

When stress from the car accident almost equals the message from the license PL8

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Stop acting like you live twice. - Unknown

You never fail until you stop trying. - Florence Griffith Joyner

I'd stop drinking but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

The important thing is never to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

The point of good writing is knowing when to stop. - L.M. Montgomery

Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne

The day you stop learning is the day you begin decaying. - Isaac Asimov

First law on holes - when you're in one, stop digging. - Denis Healey

Until we stop harming all other living beings, we are still savages. - Thomas Edison

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. - Philip K. Dick

If I ever have to stop taking the subway, I'm gonna have a heart attack. - Edward Norton

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

No matter how bad your heart is broken, the world doesn't stop for your grief. - Faraaz Kazi

When you stop chasing the wrong things, you give the right things a chance to catch you. - Unknown

I will never stop doing stand-up; that's my career, but I will do movies in Hollywood. - Russell Peters

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

You can't stop being afraid just by pretending everything that scares you isn't there. - Michael Marshall

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. You job is to pump blood, that's it. - Unknown

You can't stop loving someone if you had already fallen; all you can do is hurting yourself. - M F Moonzajer

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. - Ferris Bueller

Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. - Will Rogers

We must stop assuming that a thing which has never been done before probably cannot be done at all. - Donald M Nelson

When you do talk to people, share what you are. Stop focusing on all the things that you aren't. - Dan Pearce

Laughter is like a windshield wiper - it won't stop the rain, but it will allow you to keep going. - Unknown

Change can come in either of two important ways: Start behaving positively or stop behaving negatively. - Dr. Phil

You can't stop negative thoughts from coming in, but you can make sure they leave as quickly as they enter. - Nkem Mpamah

Everybody's worried about stopping terrorism. Well, there's a really easy way: stop participating in it. - Noam Chomsky

Busyness functions like an addiction. When you stop, you have to face your thoughts, which terrifies most of us. - Thibaut

I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. - Adlai Stevenson

I'm sorry I slapped you. It's just that you seemed like you weren't going to stop talking and I panicked. - Bill Murray

Stay positive in every situation and everything you do; never stop trying. Have faith, don't stop due to failure. - Anurag P Ray

Irritainment: Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Plenty of people miss their share of happiness, not because they never found it, but because they didn't stop to enjoy it. - William Feather

One of the most wonderful things about life is that we must regularly stop what we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Samuel Johnson

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

If you don't value your time, neither will others. Stop giving away your time and talents. Value what you know and start charging for it. - Kim Garst

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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