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Some license plates are worth stopping for

PLZSTOP thanks to Warren Ralston

When stress from the car accident almost equals the message from the license PL8

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Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. - Will Rogers

The day we stop dreaming is the day we start dying. - Mark Batterson

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

The day you stop learning is the day you begin decaying. - Isaac Asimov

Because I could not stop for Death He kindly stopped for me. - Emily Dickinson

Cute enough to stop your heart. Skilled enough to restart it. - Unknown

I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it. - Ogden Nash

You can not stop the spread of an idea by passing a law against it. - Harry S Truman

Even though you're growing up, you should never stop having fun. - Nina Dobrev

Every failure is just another step closer to a win. Never stop trying! - Robert M. Hensel

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

Stop searching the world for treasure, the real treasure is in yourself. - Pablo

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. - Philip K. Dick

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

In silence there is eloquence. Stop weaving and see how the pattern improves. - Rumi

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. - Ayn Rand

I need to stop getting into situations where all my options are potentially bad. - Jack Campbell

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. - George Bernard Shaw

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

If we live a monotonous life, do we get used to it and stop thinking about changing it? - Pokemon

When you stop chasing the wrong things, you give the right things a chance to catch you. - Unknown

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

Don't stop at the first obstacle; have endurance to keep on going and you will succeed. - Robert A. Schuller

Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. You job is to pump blood, that's it. - Unknown

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. - Ferris Bueller

We must stop assuming that a thing which has never been done before probably cannot be done at all. - Donald M Nelson

Laughter is like a windshield wiper - it won't stop the rain, but it will allow you to keep going. - Unknown

Everybody's worried about stopping terrorism. Well, there's a really easy way: stop participating in it. - Noam Chomsky

I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. - Adlai Stevenson

Irritainment: Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

If you want to make a permanent change, stop focusing on the size of your problems and start focusing on the size of you. - T. Harv Eker

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

If you don't value your time, neither will others. Stop giving away your time and talents. Value what you know and start charging for it. - Kim Garst

If you decide to stop flying, it is wise to hang on to your wings, for you may need them one day, when one of your other qualities turns dangerous. - Am Leach


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