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Some license plates are worth stopping for

PLZSTOP thanks to Warren Ralston

When stress from the car accident almost equals the message from the license PL8

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You never fail until you stop trying. - Florence Griffith Joyner

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. - Will Rogers

I'd stop drinking but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

The point of good writing is knowing when to stop. - L.M. Montgomery

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H L Mencken

When my enemies stop hissing, I shall know I'm slipping. - Maria Callas

Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Until we stop harming all other living beings, we are still savages. - Thomas Edison

Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one. - Bob Hope

Stop searching the world for treasure, the real treasure is in yourself. - Pablo

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'. - Unknown

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. - George Bernard Shaw

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

It's all right to be afraid. You just don't let it stop you from doing your job. - Jim Butcher

The day people stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. - Gen. Colin Powell

You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing. - Michael Pritchard

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them. - Yogi Berra

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

You can't stop being afraid just by pretending everything that scares you isn't there. - Michael Marshall

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. - Ferris Bueller

Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation. - Mark Twain

Change can come in either of two important ways: Start behaving positively or stop behaving negatively. - Dr. Phil

If you are not willing to learn, no one can help you. If you are determined to learn, no one can stop you. - Zig Ziglar

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Stop waiting for the right person to come into your life. Be the right person to come into someone else's life. - Unknown

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

If you want to make a permanent change, stop focusing on the size of your problems and start focusing on the size of you. - T. Harv Eker

One of the most wonderful things about life is that we must regularly stop what we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Samuel Johnson

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

Be grateful for what you have and stop complaining - it bores everybody else, does you no good, and doesn't solve any problems. - Zig Ziglar

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti


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