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Some license plates are worth stopping for

PLZSTOP thanks to Warren Ralston

When stress from the car accident almost equals the message from the license PL8

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Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

The day you stop learning is the day you begin decaying. - Isaac Asimov

First law on holes - when you're in one, stop digging. - Denis Healey

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Until we stop harming all other living beings, we are still savages. - Thomas Edison

Every failure is just another step closer to a win. Never stop trying! - Robert M. Hensel

Stop searching the world for treasure, the real treasure is in yourself. - Pablo

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. - Philip K. Dick

If I ever have to stop taking the subway, I'm gonna have a heart attack. - Edward Norton

The more side roads you stop to explore, the less likely that life will pass you by. - Robert Brault

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

Take time to deliberate; but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and go in. - Andrew Jackson

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

If we live a monotonous life, do we get used to it and stop thinking about changing it? - Pokemon

It's all right to be afraid. You just don't let it stop you from doing your job. - Jim Butcher

When you stop chasing the wrong things, you give the right things a chance to catch you. - Unknown

You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing. - Michael Pritchard

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

You can't stop being afraid just by pretending everything that scares you isn't there. - Michael Marshall

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

When you do talk to people, share what you are. Stop focusing on all the things that you aren't. - Dan Pearce

Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation. - Mark Twain

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

Everybody's worried about stopping terrorism. Well, there's a really easy way: stop participating in it. - Noam Chomsky

Busyness functions like an addiction. When you stop, you have to face your thoughts, which terrifies most of us. - Thibaut

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Stay positive in every situation and everything you do; never stop trying. Have faith, don't stop due to failure. - Anurag P Ray

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Stop this attitude that older people ain't any good anymore! We're as good as we ever were - if we ever were any good. - Dolly Parton

One of the most wonderful things about life is that we must regularly stop what we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Samuel Johnson

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

Crying is all right in its way while it lasts. But you have to stop sooner or later, and then you still have to decide what to do. - C S Lewis

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you don't ever stop singing, your voice stays in shape. It's like the marathon runner. You've got to run, run, run to stay in shape. - Sammy Hagar

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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