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Some license plates are worth stopping for

PLZSTOP thanks to Warren Ralston

When stress from the car accident almost equals the message from the license PL8

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Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne

You can't stop a thing by makin' a crime of it. - Kin Hubbard

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it. - Ogden Nash

Even though you're growing up, you should never stop having fun. - Nina Dobrev

Until we stop harming all other living beings, we are still savages. - Thomas Edison

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one. - Bob Hope

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. - Philip K. Dick

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

Liberty is the right to do what I like; license, the right to do what you like. - Bertrand Russell

The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. - Ayn Rand

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

You can't stop being afraid just by pretending everything that scares you isn't there. - Michael Marshall

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

I think 99 times and find nothing. I stop thinking, swim in silence, and the truth comes to me. - Albert Einstein

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. You job is to pump blood, that's it. - Unknown

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. - Ferris Bueller

Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings, and emotions. - Will Smith

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

Laughter is like a windshield wiper - it won't stop the rain, but it will allow you to keep going. - Unknown

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. - Adlai Stevenson

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

Stop this attitude that older people ain't any good anymore! We're as good as we ever were - if we ever were any good. - Dolly Parton

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

Be grateful for what you have and stop complaining - it bores everybody else, does you no good, and doesn't solve any problems. - Zig Ziglar

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

If you don't value your time, neither will others. Stop giving away your time and talents. Value what you know and start charging for it. - Kim Garst

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you decide to stop flying, it is wise to hang on to your wings, for you may need them one day, when one of your other qualities turns dangerous. - Am Leach


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