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Some license plates are worth stopping for

PLZSTOP thanks to Warren Ralston

When stress from the car accident almost equals the message from the license PL8

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If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. - Will Rogers

The day we stop dreaming is the day we start dying. - Mark Batterson

Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne

Stop wearing you wishbone where your backbone ought to be. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Don't let the seeds stop you from enjoying the watermelon. - Unknown

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain. - Emily Dickinson

I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it. - Ogden Nash

Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails? - Will Rogers

When you stop judging yourself you'll stop judging other people. - Randy Kay

Every failure is just another step closer to a win. Never stop trying! - Robert M. Hensel

Stop searching the world for treasure, the real treasure is in yourself. - Pablo

In silence there is eloquence. Stop weaving and see how the pattern improves. - Rumi

I'm thinking of buying a monkey. Then I think, 'Why stop at one?' - Robert Downey Jr

When you stop having dreams and ideals - well, you might as well stop altogether. - Marian Anderson

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

Take time to deliberate; but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and go in. - Andrew Jackson

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

It's all right to be afraid. You just don't let it stop you from doing your job. - Jim Butcher

The day people stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. - Colin Powell

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

Don't stop at the first obstacle; have endurance to keep on going and you will succeed. - Robert A. Schuller

You can't stop being afraid just by pretending everything that scares you isn't there. - Michael Marshall

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

When you do talk to people, share what you are. Stop focusing on all the things that you aren't. - Dan Pearce

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

If you are not willing to learn, no one can help you. If you are determined to learn, no one can stop you. - Zig Ziglar

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

If you want to make a permanent change, stop focusing on the size of your problems and start focusing on the size of you. - T. Harv Eker

Plenty of people miss their share of happiness, not because they never found it, but because they didn't stop to enjoy it. - William Feather

Be grateful for what you have and stop complaining - it bores everybody else, does you no good, and doesn't solve any problems. - Zig Ziglar

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you don't ever stop singing, your voice stays in shape. It's like the marathon runner. You've got to run, run, run to stay in shape. - Sammy Hagar

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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Shining Stars

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The Bugs Are Bad This Year

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Bird Melons

Bag Hang-Up

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Undertaker Bike