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Point Of View Downer

Slanted building or downward cars?

Point Of View Downer thanks to Keith Blake

Building not quite on level ground

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I am at two with nature. - Woody Allen

Colors are the smiles of nature. - Leigh Hunt

There is no forgiveness in nature. - Ugo Betti

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

Communism is in conflict with human nature. - Ernest Renan

The family is one of nature's masterpieces. - George Santayana

Out of defeat can come the best in human nature. - Billy Graham

The heart of a father is the masterpiece of nature. - Antoine Francois Prevost

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

You can tell the nature of the man by the words he chooses. - Edwin L Cole

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy

Study nature. Love nature. Stay close to nature. It will never fail you. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

He who cannot obey himself will be commanded. That is the nature of living creatures. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

There is a great difference between mind and body insomuch as body is by nature always divisible, and the mind is entirely indivisible. - Rene Descartes

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer


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