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Slanted building or downward cars?

Point Of View Downer thanks to Keith Blake

Building not quite on level ground

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I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. - Mark Twain

The power which resides in him is new in nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

Nature does not loathe virtue: it is unaware of its existence. - Francois Malet-Joris

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

The deepest principle in human nature is the craving to be appreciated. - William James

In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments - there are consequences. - Robert G Ingersoll

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

To be perfectly just is an attribute of the divine nature; to be so to the utmost of our abilities, is the glory of man. - Joseph Addison

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson


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