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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Not failure, but low aim, is crime. - J. R. Lowell

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one? - Ted Allan

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Rape is the only crime in which the victim becomes the accused. - Freda Adler

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry. - Winston Churchill

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffet

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz