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Police Rides

Animal police careers are a walk in the park

Police Rides thanks to Howard Chapman

Promoting equal rights for police dog instructors

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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

A Horse! A Horse! My kingdom for a horse! - William Shakespeare

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

Unicorn: 1. A single blemish on the foot; 2. A horse with a point of view. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sidesaddle: How men, rather than women, would ride in a truly logical world - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry. - Winston Churchill

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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