Police Rides

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

Life looks better from the back of a horse. - Unknown

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Rape is the only crime in which the victim becomes the accused. - Freda Adler

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

The world's second-most crime is boredom; the first is being a bore. - Cecil Beaton

When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I'm wrong. - Kin Hubbard

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff