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Police Rides

Animal police careers are a walk in the park

Police Rides thanks to Howard Chapman

Promoting equal rights for police dog instructors

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

The crime of loving is forgetting. - Maurice Chevalier

A friend to honesty and a foe to crime. - Allan Pinkerton

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride. - Scottish Proverb

Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime. - G. Gordon Liddy

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed. - Anthony Powell

And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend

When a man commits the same crime twice, and is not punished, it seems to him permissible. - Talmud

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

You don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed. - Eminem

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey


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