QuotaBillsLet sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb
Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown
Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown
The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown
Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman
Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright
A Horse! A Horse! My kingdom for a horse! - William Shakespeare
The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet
Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman
Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare
Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown
Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford
Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb
Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten
Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown
I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney
Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten
You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb
Unicorn: 1. A single blemish on the foot; 2. A horse with a point of view. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Sidesaddle: How men, rather than women, would ride in a truly logical world - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson
The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley
I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger
Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost
To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V
It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain
An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown
A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno
Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry. - Winston Churchill
Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner
I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud
The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden
Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia