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Police Rides

Animal police careers are a walk in the park

Police Rides thanks to Howard Chapman

Promoting equal rights for police dog instructors

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If it swells, ride it! - Unknown

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Rape is the only crime in which the victim becomes the accused. - Freda Adler

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

Outside of the killings, D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. - Marion Barry

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

The Holy Father's newest Encyclacle? Like anyone cares what he rides around on. - Archie Bunker

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker


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