Portable Lawn Mower

Warren: Good name for a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The human face is my landscape. - Joshua Reynolds

Rabbit: Hare today, mink tomorrow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Books are uniquely portable magic. - Stephen King

Paddy O Furniture: Irish lawn chairs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb

Be brave, little rabbit. Take a chance. - Cherise Sinclair

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

As a prize - a beautiful riding mower with optional ass scratcher! - Unknown

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn. - Andrew V. Mason

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way in which they can build and yet leave a landscape as it was before. - Robert Lynd

At this late hour a wagon has been procured, and I have had it filled with plate and the most valuable portable articles, belonging to the house. - Dolly Madison