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We have confused power with greatness. - Stewart Udall

Tyranny cannot defeat the power of ideas. - Helen Keller

A boss loves power; a leader loves people. - Amit Kalantri

People who avoid their fears also avoid their power. - Timothy Roderick

Power is nothing unless you can turn it into influence. - Condoleezza Rice

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience. - W.B. Prescott

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

As a prize - a beautiful riding mower with optional ass scratcher! - Unknown

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

Only fools seek power, and the greatest fools seek it through force. - Lao Tzu

To have what we want is riches; but to be able to do without is power. - George Macdonald

Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men. - Goethe

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

A bore is one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation. - Benjamin Desraeli

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen drape over their will to power. - Aldous Huxley

The power I exert on the court depends on the power of my arguments, not on my gender. - Sandra Day O'Connor

When you have robbed a man of everything, he is no longer in your power. He is free again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. - Robert G. Ingersoll

Forgiveness really is so misunderstood, as well as the power it can release in an individual. - Jennifer O'Neill

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

There is only one way to happiness, and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will. - Epictetus

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

Admiration of the proletariat, like that of dams, power stations, and aeroplanes, is part of the ideology of the machine age. - Bertrand Russell

Man alone has the power to transform his thoughts into physical reality; man, alone, can dream and make his dreams come true. - Napoleon Hill

Politicians get their power too late, and I think that he has inherited an impossible situation in which he is ill-equipped to deal. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Faith allows things to happen. It is the power that comes from a fearless heart. And when a fearless heart believes, miracles happen. - Unknown

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

God gave unto the Animals
A wisdom past our power to see:
Each knows innately how to live,
Which we must learn laboriously. - Margaret Atwood

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Nothing has such power to broaden the mind as the ability to investigate systematically and truly all that comes under thy observation in life. - Marcus Aurelius

A physician's physiology has much the same relation to his power of healing as a cleric's divinity has to his power of influencing conduct. - Samuel Butler

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl

No one is in control of your happiness but you; therefore, you have the power to change anything about yourself or your life that you want to change. - Barbara DeAngelis


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