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Dogmatic: Run by canine power. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A boss loves power; a leader loves people. - Amit Kalantri

As a prize - a beautiful riding mower with optional ass scratcher! - Unknown

Power is not only what you have but what the enemy thinks you have. - Saul Alinsky

Nothing is more gratifying to the mind of man than power or dominion. - Joseph Addison

If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn. - Andrew V. Mason

Power concedes nothing without a demand. It never did, and it never will. - Frederick Douglass

A living person whom death has deprived of the power of filial ingratitude. - Ambrose Bierce

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

A bore is one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation. - Benjamin Desraeli

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

For me, there's a kind of absolute power to saying the opposite of what you feel. - Sarah Silverman

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Forgiveness really is so misunderstood, as well as the power it can release in an individual. - Jennifer O'Neill

Leaders become great not because of their power but because of their ability to empower others. - John Maxwell

The power of storytelling is exactly this: to bridge the gaps where everything else has crumbled. - Paulo Coelho

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

Tattoos have a power and magic all their own. They decorate the body but they also enhance the soul. - Michelle Delio

There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. - Steven Wright

Your words carry amazing power. So when you speak, make sure you uplift someone and never put them down. - Unknown

I blinked and I cured my brain. That's how. Everybody has the power. Can't is the cancer of happen. - Charlie Sheen

Believe there is a great power silently working all things for good, behave yourself and never mind the rest. - Beatrix Potter

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

The purpose of whistleblowing is to expose secret and wrongful acts by those in power in order to enable reform. - Glenn Greenwald

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

Harold MacMillan is a very intelligent man, who, as so often happens in politics, achieved supreme power too late. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas

When faith replaces doubt, when selfless service eliminates selfish striving, the power of God brings to pass His purposes. - Thomas S Monson

Man alone has the power to transform his thoughts into physical reality; man, alone, can dream and make his dreams come true. - Napoleon Hill

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Politicians get their power too late, and I think that he has inherited an impossible situation in which he is ill-equipped to deal. - Malcolm Muggeridge

We do not need magic to change the world, we carry all the power we need inside ourselves already; we have the power to imagine better. - J K Rowling

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

God gave unto the Animals
A wisdom past our power to see:
Each knows innately how to live,
Which we must learn laboriously. - Margaret Atwood

The greater a man is in power above others, the more he ought to excel them in virtue. None ought to govern who is not better than the governed. - Publilius Syrus

No one is in control of your happiness but you; therefore, you have the power to change anything about yourself or your life that you want to change. - Barbara DeAngelis


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