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Knowledge is power. - Francis Bacon

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

I only have the power of persuasion. - Donald Trump

Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

We have confused power with greatness. - Stewart Udall

Power tires only those who do not have it. - Giulio Andreotti

A boss loves power; a leader loves people. - Amit Kalantri

Facing your fears robs them of their power. - Mark Burnett

With great power comes great electricity bill. - Unknown

He who fears something gives it power over him. - Moorish Proverb

You have the power to decide what your attitude will be. - H. Norman Wright

In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience. - W.B. Prescott

There is no likelihood man can ever tap the power of the atom. - Robert Millikan

A power greater than any human being helped make this decision. - Herbert J Stiefel

Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton

What it lies in our power to do, it lies in our power not to do. - Aristotle

Nothing is more gratifying to the mind of man than power or dominion. - Joseph Addison

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure? - Harry Shearer

Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen drape over their will to power. - Aldous Huxley

And where does the power come from to see the race to its end? It comes from within. - Eric Liddell

The power I exert on the court depends on the power of my arguments, not on my gender. - Sandra Day O'Connor

The difference between a rebel and a patriot depends upon who is in power at the moment. - Sidney Sheldon

When the body of the people is possessed of the supreme power, it is called a democracy. - Charles de Secondat

When you have robbed a man of everything, he is no longer in your power. He is free again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. - Robert G. Ingersoll

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

Pain is neither intolerable nor everlasting... it is in the power of the soul to maintain its own serenity. - Marcus Aurelius

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

When faith replaces doubt, when selfless service eliminates selfish striving, the power of God brings to pass His purposes. - Thomas S Monson

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

He is the best sailor who can steer within fewest points of the wind, and exact a motive power out of the greatest obstacles. - Henry David Thoreau

We do not need magic to change the world, we carry all the power we need inside ourselves already; we have the power to imagine better. - J K Rowling

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


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