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Power perceived is power achieved. - Claude Rolle

Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

With great power comes great electricity bill. - Unknown

Suffering is the fuel in the engine of civilization. - Matthew W. Stover

You have the power to decide what your attitude will be. - H. Norman Wright

A power greater than any human being helped make this decision. - Herbert J Stiefel

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

What it lies in our power to do, it lies in our power not to do. - Aristotle

Power is not only what you have but what the enemy thinks you have. - Saul Alinsky

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn. - Andrew V. Mason

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt

Much that passes as idealism is disguised hatred or disguised love of power. - Bertrand Russell

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

The power I exert on the court depends on the power of my arguments, not on my gender. - Sandra Day O'Connor

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Happiness is beneficial for the body but it is grief that develops the power of the mind. - Marcel Proust

In Islam, the legislative power and competence to establish laws belong exclusively to God. - Ayatollah Khomeini

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

The problem in this world is to avoid concentration of power - we must have a dispersion of power. - Milton Friedman

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

Tattoos have a power and magic all their own. They decorate the body but they also enhance the soul. - Michelle Delio

The power is detested, and miserable the life, of him who wishes to be feared rather than to be loved. - Cornelius Nepos

There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. - Steven Wright

Pain is neither intolerable nor everlasting... it is in the power of the soul to maintain its own serenity. - Marcus Aurelius

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

This is one of the miracles of love: it gives a power of seeing through its own enchantments and yet not being disenchanted. - C S Lewis

He is the best sailor who can steer within fewest points of the wind, and exact a motive power out of the greatest obstacles. - Henry David Thoreau

Admiration of the proletariat, like that of dams, power stations, and aeroplanes, is part of the ideology of the machine age. - Bertrand Russell

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The greater a man is in power above others, the more he ought to excel them in virtue. None ought to govern who is not better than the governed. - Publilius Syrus

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


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