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Priceless Game

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Priceless Game thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Taking in everything at the hockey game

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Fans don't boo nobodies. - Reggie Jackson

Sports is human life in microcosm. - Howard Cosell

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Patience is a vital trait of the great athlete. - Unknown

Golf is not so much a sport as an insult to lawns. - Unknown

When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

Fan Club: Weapon used by a celebrity to beat off too many fans - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The largest room available to athletes is room for improvement. - Unknown

In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff

I like sports, and I enjoy playing basketball and lifting weights. - Joel Osteen

I love various sports, including basketball, tennis and billiards. - Yani Tseng

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves

The trouble with being a good sport is that you have to lose to prove it. - Croft M. Pentz

Athlete: A dignified bunch of muscles, unable to split wood or sift ashes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

Football Game: A sport where a spectator takes four quarters to finish a fifth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

Karate's a very boring sport, but when you know the technique you can go further and further. - Jean-Claude Van Damme

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

The greatest athletes are those who discover that what they should be doing and what they are doing are the same thing. - Unknown

The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless. - Unknown

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

We learn something from everyone who passes through our lives.. Some lessons are painful, some are painless... but all are priceless. - Unknown

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater

In the marathon a crazy athlete can just keep pushing from the beginning; at a championship you don't need a time just to win the race. - Haile Gebrelassie

The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers


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