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Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed

Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. - Addison Mizner

A meeting is no substitute for progress. - Unknown

Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb

Wine is the most civilized thing in the world. - Ernest Hemingway

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura

Real progress lies in learning to be wrong all alone. - Albert Camus

There was a sound in their voices which suggested rum. - Robert Louis Sevenson

If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu

Some call it Cocktail Hour. To me, it's a support group. - Unknown

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

When a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops. - Thomas Watson

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

What we are doing is in the interest of everybody, bar possibly the consumer. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

If one glass of wine is good for you, just imagine what a whole bottle could do! - Unknown

We can have no progress without change, whether it be basketball or anything else. - John Wooden

I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress. - Charles Kettering

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S Thompson

I am still in the process of growing up, but I will make no progress if I lose any of myself along the way. - Madeleine L'Engle

Without continual growth and progress, such words as improvement, achievement, and success have no meaning. - Benjamin Franklin

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

He who rejects change is the architect of decay. The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery. - Harold Wilson

All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every living organism to live beyond its income. - Samuel Butler

We have embarked upon the world's largest and longest cocktail party, and every issue imaginable is up for grabs. - Geoffrey Moore

It is often easier to make progress on mega-ambitious dreams. Since no one else is crazy enough to do it, you have little competition. - Larry Page

In those days the best painkiller was ice. It wasn't addictive, and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it. - George Burns


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