Public Transportation In Scotland
Watching the Edinburgh stock market around closing Tyne
Truly a moo-ving experience in the Highlands
QuotaBillsScotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers
I'm proud to be a railway modeler. - Rod Stewart
Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman
Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb
Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb
De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain
Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh
Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx
My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers
Stable: A command given to make a male cow remain in one place - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The history of Scotland is one of theology tempered by homicide. - Ivor Brown
Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker
The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash
All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood
You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins
If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova
A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont
Kilt: A costume sometimes worn by Scotsmen in America and Americans in Scotland - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump
When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams
I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis
I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish. - Robin Williams
Oats: A grain, which in England is generally given to horses, but in Scotland supports the people - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz
For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader
Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson
A helping word to one in trouble is often like a switch in a railroad track ... an inch between a wreck and smooth, rolling prosperity. - Henry Ward Beecher
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt
Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas
The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor