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Chaste makes waste. - Unknown

Waste not, want not. - Proverb

Don't ever waste a crisis. - Unknown

I wasted time, and now doth time waste me. - William Shakespeare

Go pump some neurons. Expand your craniums. - Robin Williams

I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. - Ian L. Fleming

I'm never sick. Why get sick? It's a waste of time. - Martha Stewart

Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely. - Auguste Rodin

Never waste your feelings on people who don't value them. - Unknown

Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. - Roger Babson

To be upset over what you don't have is to waste what you do have. - Ken S. Keyes Jr.

Waste no more time arguing about what a good person should be. Be one. - Marcus Aurelius

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

I cannot hold onto grudges. It's a waste of energy, a waste of time. - Phil Anselmo

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

She learned to say things with her eyes that others waste time putting into words. - Corey Ford

Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is. - Thomas Szasz

Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste. - Wes Smith

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

Your time is precious. Don't waste it on anyone who doesn't realize that you are, too. - Unknown

Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. You job is to pump blood, that's it. - Unknown

There is a kind of happiness and wonder that makes you serious. It is too good to waste on jokes. - C S Lewis

Don't waste your time in anger, regrets, worries, and grudges. Life is too short to be unhappy. - Roy T. Bennett

Never waste your time trying to explain who you are to people who are committed to misunderstanding you. - Unknown

Don't ever doubt yourself or waste a second of your life. It's too short, and you're too special. - Ariana Grande

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

People say that forgiving is my flaw, but I really believe that holding grudges and anger is a waste of energy. - Mayte Garcia

Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn't change anything. It messes with your mind and steals your happiness. - Unknown

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

Do not waste time bothering whether you love your neighbor; act as if you do, and you will presently come to love him. - C S Lewis

Music drives you. It wakes you up, it gets you pumping. And, at the end of the day, the correct tune will chill you down. - Dimebag Darrell

Forgiveness is the economy of the heart. Forgiveness saves the expense of anger, the cost of hatred, the waste of spirits. - Hannah More

Don't waste words on people who deserve your silence. Sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is nothing at all. - Mandy Hale

Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are. I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not. - Kurt Cobain

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck


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