Pumpkin Cake

Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

I am a chocolatarian. I only eat chocolate. - Unknown

Seven days without chocolate makes one weak. - Unknown

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

I've never met a chocolate I didn't like. - Unknown

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Things are getting worse. Please send more chocolate. - Unknown

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

If there's no chocolate in Heaven, I'm not going. - Jane Seabrook

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. - Truman Capote

Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies. - Unknown

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas

My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am. - Harrison E. Salisbury

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop,"
Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson