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Pumpkin Cake

Scary edible treats for Halloween

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Combining spiders with chocolate for Halloween dessert

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Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb

Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

When no one understands you, chocolate is there. - Daniel Worona

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

I'm not overweight, I'm chocolate enriched. - Unknown

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside


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