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Pumpkin Cake

Scary edible treats for Halloween

Pumpkin Cake thanks to Jenna Hoodicoff

Combining spiders with chocolate for Halloween dessert

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Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

I owe it all to little chocolate doughnuts. - John Belushi

I am a chocolatarian. I only eat chocolate. - Unknown

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies. - Unknown

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown

Chocolate is something you take for granted until you don't have any. - Marja McGraw

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

Apparently, as a kid, I used to eat spiders. Maybe there's some Freudian significance behind that. - Matt Smith

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside


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