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It's never too late for chocolate. - Unknown

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

I owe it all to little chocolate doughnuts. - John Belushi

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver

I've never met a chocolate I didn't like. - Unknown

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

When we don't have the words, chocolate can speak volumes. - Joan Bauer

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown

"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

Chocolate makes otherwise normal people melt into strange states of ecstasy. - John West

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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