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Engineering with fabric. - Jean Muir

How much does your building weigh? - R Buckminster Fuller

The writer is the engineer of the human soul. - Joseph Stalin

If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant. - Kim Knott

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

To chocolate or not to chocolate... is there any question? - Unknown

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? - Lily Tomlin

I really mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later. - Unknown

Is life worth living? This is a question for an embryo, not for a man. - Samuel Butler

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

The most basic question is not what is best, but who shall decide what is best. - Thomas Sowell

The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. - Ayn Rand

The question is this: Is man an ape or an angel? I am on the side of the angels. - Benjamin Disraeli

A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it. - George W. Bush

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer. - Douglas Adams

Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. - Satchel Paige

There is greater comfort in the substance of silence than in the answer to a question. - Thomas Merton

It is the trade of lawyers to question everything, yield nothing, and talk by the hour. - Thomas Jefferson

Belief in oneself is one of the most important bricks in building any successful venture. - Lydia M. Child

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk? - Dirty Harry

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

There is no question of going anywhere, arriving anywhere, or doing anything; you are there already. - Sri Nisargadatta Maharaj

Time will discover everything to posterity. It is a babbler, and speaks even when no question is put. - Euripides

People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go. - Paul Simon

Melbourne is the kind of town that really makes you consider the question, "Is there life after death?" - Bette Midler

If to be interesting is to be uncommonplace, it is becoming a question, with me, if there are any commonplace people. - Mark Twain

The Swedish engineer who invented the zip fastener made a greater intellectual leap than many scientists do in a lifetime. - Martin Rees

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

The question arises: whether all lawyers are the same. This is like asking whether everything that gets into a sewer is garbage. - Florynce R Kennedy

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind - the answer is twelve. I think I'm in the wrong building. - Charles Schulz

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

The real question one should ask when presented with a puzzle is, "Should I solve it? Do I really need to know the answer?" - Tony DiTerlizzi

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown

Franklin D. Roosevelt: "Why do you Irish always answer a question with a question?",
New York Mayor Al Smith: "Do we now?" - Franklin D Roosevelt

He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he who cannot eat pork, let him eat horsemeat. It's simply a question of taste. - Nikita Khrushchev


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