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Questionable Building

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Questionable Building thanks to Ken Ward

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Architecture begins where engineering ends. - Walter Gropius

The writer is the engineer of the human soul. - Joseph Stalin

To chocolate or not to chocolate... is there any question? - Unknown

The question should never be who is right, but what is right. - Glen Gardiner

In an urban environment, a church building is a thing of the past. - Mark Batterson

It is not enough to be busy. The question is what are we busy about? - Henry David Thoreau

Ask yourself this question: "Will this matter a year from now?" - Richard Carlson

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

The most important question in American cinema is "When is lunch?" - Tommy Lee Jones

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer. - Douglas Adams

Building a visionary company requires one percent vision and 99 percent alignment. - Jim Collins

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's nothing like a two-hour tax appointment to make you question your career. - Shawn Hitchins

There is greater comfort in the substance of silence than in the answer to a question. - Thomas Merton

It is the trade of lawyers to question everything, yield nothing, and talk by the hour. - Thomas Jefferson

When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?" - Robin Williams

The great question is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with failure. - Laurence J Peter

Everyone has ancestors and it is only a question of going back far enough to find a good one. - Howard K. Nixon

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

Time will discover everything to posterity. It is a babbler, and speaks even when no question is put. - Euripides

Foggy nights bring some comfort. He can get lost in the mist and there is no one to stare or question. - Susie Clevenger

People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go. - Paul Simon

Melbourne is the kind of town that really makes you consider the question, "Is there life after death?" - Bette Midler

I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

There is no place like home when the people who live there make 'building one another' their highest priority. - Gordon MacDonald

The Swedish engineer who invented the zip fastener made a greater intellectual leap than many scientists do in a lifetime. - Martin Rees

In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted. - Bertrand Russell

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

The question arises: whether all lawyers are the same. This is like asking whether everything that gets into a sewer is garbage. - Florynce R Kennedy

The real question one should ask when presented with a puzzle is, "Should I solve it? Do I really need to know the answer?" - Tony DiTerlizzi

The question which we must ask ourselves is not whether we like or do not like what is going on, but what we are going to do about it. - Winston Churchill

The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount. - Joseph Addison

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown

Franklin D. Roosevelt: "Why do you Irish always answer a question with a question?",
New York Mayor Al Smith: "Do we now?" - Franklin D Roosevelt

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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