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How much does your building weigh? - R Buckminster Fuller

Architecture begins where engineering ends. - Walter Gropius

The writer is the engineer of the human soul. - Joseph Stalin

Building a business is a marathon, not a sprint. - Taavet Hinrikus

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

To chocolate or not to chocolate... is there any question? - Unknown

I'd rather live with a good question than a bad answer. - Aryeh Frimer

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? - Lily Tomlin

Is life worth living? This is a question for an embryo, not for a man. - Samuel Butler

Unless you assume a God, the question of life's purpose is meaningless. - Bertrand Russell

The most important question in American cinema is "When is lunch?" - Tommy Lee Jones

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

The most basic question is not what is best, but who shall decide what is best. - Thomas Sowell

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. - Satchel Paige

Groundhog's Day. Causing meteorologists to question their self worth for centuries. - Unknown

Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what farmers have been doing all along. - Unknown

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

Everyone has ancestors and it is only a question of going back far enough to find a good one. - Howard K. Nixon

You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question. - Albert Camus

For me, part of one my big movements is building authentic street environments for skateboarding. - Rob Dyrdek

One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol

I'm no longer quite sure what the question is, but I do know that the answer is "Yes." - Leonard Bernstein

Time will discover everything to posterity. It is a babbler, and speaks even when no question is put. - Euripides

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" - Dumas

Foggy nights bring some comfort. He can get lost in the mist and there is no one to stare or question. - Susie Clevenger

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go. - Paul Simon

The Swedish engineer who invented the zip fastener made a greater intellectual leap than many scientists do in a lifetime. - Martin Rees

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

The real question one should ask when presented with a puzzle is, "Should I solve it? Do I really need to know the answer?" - Tony DiTerlizzi

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

Leadership development is not an 'event.' It's a capacity-building endeavor. It's a process of human growth and development. - Linda F Thornton

Among creatures born into chaos, a majority will imagine an order, a minority will question the order, and the rest will be pronounced insane. - Robert Brault

Franklin D. Roosevelt: "Why do you Irish always answer a question with a question?",
New York Mayor Al Smith: "Do we now?" - Franklin D Roosevelt

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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