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Questionable Building

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How much does your building weigh? - R Buckminster Fuller

The engineering is secondary to the vision. - Cynthia Ozick

I am building a dream with elevators in it. - Rick Ross

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? - Lily Tomlin

always the beautiful answer who asks a more beautiful question - e e cummings

The taller the building, the deeper the foundation needs to be. - Unknown

There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side. - Oscar Levant

I really mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later. - Unknown

I always ask the question, "Is this what I want in my life?" - Kathy Ireland

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy? - Albert Einstein

Ask yourself this question: "Will this matter a year from now?" - Richard Carlson

Unless you assume a God, the question of life's purpose is meaningless. - Bertrand Russell

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it. - George W. Bush

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

Building a visionary company requires one percent vision and 99 percent alignment. - Jim Collins

Scientists discover the world that exists; engineers create the world that never was. - Theodore von Karman

There is greater comfort in the substance of silence than in the answer to a question. - Thomas Merton

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk? - Dirty Harry

Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what farmers have been doing all along. - Unknown

The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure. - Joseph Campbell

The great question is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with failure. - Laurence J Peter

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

For me, part of one my big movements is building authentic street environments for skateboarding. - Rob Dyrdek

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

Foggy nights bring some comfort. He can get lost in the mist and there is no one to stare or question. - Susie Clevenger

People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go. - Paul Simon

Love is as much a question of the will as it is of the emotion. And if you will to love somebody, you can. - Ramesh Zacharias

The Swedish engineer who invented the zip fastener made a greater intellectual leap than many scientists do in a lifetime. - Martin Rees

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

The real question one should ask when presented with a puzzle is, "Should I solve it? Do I really need to know the answer?" - Tony DiTerlizzi

The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount. - Joseph Addison

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

They submitted bills, and we paid them. Then we checked the engineering reports and found out that we had paid them far more than we owed them. - Donald Trump

Franklin D. Roosevelt: "Why do you Irish always answer a question with a question?",
New York Mayor Al Smith: "Do we now?" - Franklin D Roosevelt

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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