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Speech is silver; silence is golden. - Thomas Carlyle

What's another word for thesaurus? - Steven Wright

Persistence trumps talent and looks every time. - Aaron Brown

Motivation will almost always beat mere talent. - Norman R Augustine

The English never draw a line without blurring it. - Winston Churchill

Reading is a basic tool in the living of a good life. - Joseph Addison

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? - Steven Wright

Germlish: Training done using a mixture of English & German - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You don't have good grammar when you type with your fists. - C.F. Payne

In some areas I am more noted for reading then I am for cookies. - Wally Amos

When people are proud of their speech, be proud of your silence. - Luqman

Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Markus Herz

The talent of success is nothing more than doing what you can do, well. - Henry W. Longfellow

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn

One of the best ways to expand his horizon is through a regular reading program. - John F Kennedy

The British have a remarkable talent for keeping calm, even when there is no crisis. - Franklin P Jones

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante

The funniest line in English is "Get it?" When you say that, everyone chortles. - Garrison Keillor

Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny. - Guy Davenport

I have feelings too. I am still human. All I want is to be loved, for myself and for my talent. - Marilyn Monroe

Liability: 1. The art of convincing others of your innocence; 2. A talent for telling untruths. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

Education has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. - G M Trevelyan

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

I'd rather have a lot of talent and a little experience than a lot of experience and a little talent. - John Wooden

Koala Triangle: a mysterious zone in the Southern Hemisphere where persons of talent disappear without trace. - Barry Humphries

No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

It is a good rule after reading a new book, never to allow yourself another new one till you have read an old one in between. - C S Lewis

A just and reasonable modesty does not only recommend eloquence, but sets off every great talent which a man can be possessed of. - Joseph Addison

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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