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Reading Talent thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Tact is after all a kind of mind-reading. - Sarah Orne Jewett

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Speech is of time; silence is of eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Genius is immediate, but talent takes time. - Janet Flanner

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. - Xenocrates

I have no particular talent. I am merely inquisitive. - Albert Einstein

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again. - C S Lewis

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

Celebrity is the chastisement of merit and the punishment of talent. - Emily Dickinson

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. - Sydney Smith

I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand

There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate

The luck of having talent is not enough; one must also have a talent for luck. - Louis Hector Berlioz

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

Under all speech that is good for anything there lies a silence that is better. - Thomas Carlyle

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

There's nothing like an English weirdo. We have the best nutters in the world. - Sharon Osbourne

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. - L.J. Peter

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A capacity and taste for reading gives access to whatever has already been discovered by others. - Abraham Lincoln

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

I'd rather have a lot of talent and a little experience than a lot of experience and a little talent. - John Wooden

Koala Triangle: a mysterious zone in the Southern Hemisphere where persons of talent disappear without trace. - Barry Humphries

If you find yourself saying, "But I can't speak English...", try adding the word "... yet". - Jane Revell

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

An organization's ability to learn, and translate that learning into action rapidly, is the ultimate competitive advantage. - Jack Welch

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

It is Ireland's sacred duty to send over, every few years, a playwright to save the English theatre from inarticulate glumness. - Kenneth Tynan

Of all the diversions of life, there is none so proper to fill up its empty spaces as the reading of useful and entertaining authors. - David Viscott

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft


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