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Reading Talent thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Silence is safer than speech. - Epictetus

Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien

You live several lives while reading. - William Styron

A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Speech is the small change of silence. - George Meredith

If you've got a talent, protect it. - Jim Carrey

Speech is the vestibule to the palace of love. - Jami of Persia

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

Reading is a basic tool in the living of a good life. - Joseph Addison

Germlish: Training done using a mixture of English & German - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Talent is a wonderful thing, but it won't carry a quitter. - Stephen King

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

Reading gives us someplace to go when we have to stay where we are. - Mason Cooley

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. - Gore Vidal

If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz

For every talent that poverty has stimulated it has blighted a hundred. - John W. Gardner

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

Under all speech that is good for anything there lies a silence that is better. - Thomas Carlyle

An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. - Bill Bernbach

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

There's nothing like an English weirdo. We have the best nutters in the world. - Sharon Osbourne

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

I never made a mistake in grammar but once in my life, and as soon as I done it. I seen it. - Carl Sandburg

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. - George Bernard Shaw

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads. - Erica Jong

Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

Read something no one else is reading, think something no one else is thinking and do something no one else is doing. - Bob McLaren

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne

A just and reasonable modesty does not only recommend eloquence, but sets off every great talent which a man can be possessed of. - Joseph Addison


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