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Ready For Rabbits

Fashion statement for the Royal Guard

Ready For Rabbits thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Make rabbits, not war!

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The ballot is stronger than the bullet. - Abraham Lincoln

The lady doth protest too much, methinks. - William Shakespeare

Keratin: What preserved carrots are sold in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The bullet that will kill me is not yet cast. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Square Root: 1. Diced carrot; 2. Diced turnip. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men. - Abraham Lincoln

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

There may be times when we are powerless to prevent injustice, but there must never be a time when we fail to protest. - Elie Wiesel

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson


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