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Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

I hate women because they always know where things are. - Voltaire

While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. - Unknown

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

I like women, I don't understand them, but I like them. - Sean Connery

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

A person's true wealth is the good he or she does in the world. - Mohammed

Well, none of it would ever end if she was too afraid for it to begin. - Kristin Cashore

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress. - Kiera Cass

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

Earth is here so kind, that just tickle her with a hoe and she laughs with a harvest. - Douglas Jerrold

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

It is easier for a woman to defend her virtue against men than her reputation against women. - French Proverb

My wife hasn't had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of our Lord-only-knows. - Unknown

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

They just wanna get rid of us old guys over 50 that's all, and put us out to pasture. Well I ain't ready to be pasteurized! - Archie Bunker

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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