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Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

She who is silent consents. - French Proverb

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

She's descended from a long line her mother listened to. - Gypsy Rose Lee

Women's Clothes: Go to extremes, but seldom to extremities - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin. - Will Rogers

The secret of success is to be ready when your opportunity comes. - Benjamin Disraeli

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

She's mad but she's magic. There's no lie in her fire. - Charles Bukowski

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Women should not have children after 35. Really? 35 children is enough. - Bill Murray

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

A daughter needs a dad to be the standard against which she will judge all men. - Gregory E Lang

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. - Winston Churchill

The character of our praying will determine the character of our preaching. Light praying makes light preaching. - E.M. Bounds

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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