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Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

When passion rules, she never rules wisely. - Ben Franklin

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Women would rather be right than reasonable. - Ogden Nash

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear. - Buddha

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

We're women. We have a double standard to live up to. - Ally McBeal

Sometimes we seek that which we are not yet ready to find. - Libba Bray

A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife. - African Proverb

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

Before anything else, getting ready is the secret of success. - Henry Ford

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

My perspective on my mother has changed immensely. She was a lot taller when I was younger. - Howie Mandel

She is very proud to have won, and now she is in a very tough position. She is extremely brave. - Donald Trump

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

But she was going to beat - she was favored to win - and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost. - Donald Trump

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. - Donald Trump

The remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. - Calvin Trillin

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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