QuotaBillsAll real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich
I'm a golfer, not an athlete. - Lee Westwood
Sports is human life in microcosm. - Howard Cosell
Extreme hopes are born from extreme misery. - Bertrand Russell
Patience is a vital trait of the great athlete. - Unknown
Golf is not so much a sport as an insult to lawns. - Unknown
Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert
In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child
The largest room available to athletes is room for improvement. - Unknown
In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff
I like sports, and I enjoy playing basketball and lifting weights. - Joel Osteen
I love various sports, including basketball, tennis and billiards. - Yani Tseng
In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves
Immodium Podium: why some athletes didn’t make it to the podium - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We are in the extreme centre, the radical middle. That is our position. - Pierre Trudeau
Athlete: A dignified bunch of muscles, unable to split wood or sift ashes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Football Game: A sport where a spectator takes four quarters to finish a fifth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez
If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare
Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker
I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London
I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields
Karate's a very boring sport, but when you know the technique you can go further and further. - Jean-Claude Van Damme
Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. - Jim Fiebig
Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson
There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway
Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns
I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick
I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes
Mankind likes to think in terms of extreme opposites - between which it recognizes no intermediate possibilities. - John Dewey
I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey
The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse
The greatest athletes are those who discover that what they should be doing and what they are doing are the same thing. - Unknown
One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green
People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli
The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater
In the marathon a crazy athlete can just keep pushing from the beginning; at a championship you don't need a time just to win the race. - Haile Gebrelassie
The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers