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The Power of Positive Thinking and Attitude

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Success breeds success. - Mia Hamm

Hope is a force of nature. - Jim Butcher

Hope is passion for what is possible. - Soren Kierkegaard

Necessity is the mother of invention. - Unknown

Nothing is so contagious as enthusiasm. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Human success is a quotation from overhead. - Charles H. Parkhurst

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Success is counted sweetest by those who never succeed. - Emily Dickinson

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

Dream as you will live forever; live as you will die today. - Unknown

The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. - Aristotle Onassis

I cannot make my days longer, so I strive to make them better. - Henry David Thoreau

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Keep on with hope in your heart, and you'll never walk alone. - Rukh Khan

The finest emotion of which we are capable is the mystic emotion. - Albert Einstein

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

Success comes when people act together; failure tends to happen alone. - Deepak Chopra

The penalty of success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you. - Nancy Astor

The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me. - Howard Nemerov

That was all a man needed: hope. It was lack of hope that discouraged a man. - Charles Bukowski

I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you dislike? - Jean Cocteau

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In a balanced organization, working towards a common objective, there is success. - Arthur Helps

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good. - Joe Paterno

Happiness must happen, and the same holds for success: you have to let it happen by not caring about it. - Viktor Frankl

A little more persistence, a little more effort, and what seemed hopeless failure may turn to glorious success. - Elbert Hubbard

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure, which is: Try to please everybody. - Herbert B Swope

How can they say my life is not a success? Have I not for more than sixty years got enough to eat and escaped being eaten? - Logan P Smith

It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden


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