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The Power of Positive Thinking and Attitude

Realism thanks to Mike King

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We can hope while we cope. - Unknown

Hope is a very unruly emotion. - Gloria Steinem

What some invent the rest enlarge. - Jonathan Swift

Sweat plus sacrifice equals success. - Charlie Finley

The ungovernable passion for wealth. - Ovid

In the kingdom of hope, there is no winter. - Russian Proverb

To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield. - Alfred Tennyson

Hope is independent of the apparatus of logic. - Norman Cousins

Sometimes I only hope to make a good popcorn movie. - Lou D. Phillips

Youth is easily deceived because it is quick to hope. - Aristotle

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

Failure and setbacks are ingredients for a great success story. - Unknown

Don't accept success or failure - neither need be permanent. - Bernie Legge

God's mercy and grace give me hope - for myself, and for our world. - Billy Graham

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

Nobody was ever meant,
To remember or invent,
What he did with every cent. - Robert Frost

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

It is not necessary to hope in order to undertake, nor to succeed in order to persevere. - Charles the Bold

You are only one prayer away from a dream fulfilled, a promise kept, or a miracle performed. - Mark Batterson

Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one a second time. - Josh Billings

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Success comes from knowing that you did your best to become the best that you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

The inability to open up to hope is what blocks trust, and blocked trust is the reason for blighted dreams. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Live with fulfillment, serve with passion so in this lifetime you will have the abillity to die with no regrets. - Randy Gonzales

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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