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Realism

The Power of Positive Thinking and Attitude

Realism thanks to Mike King

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I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

When you cease to dream you cease to live. - Malcolm S. Forbes

Human success is a quotation from overhead. - Charles H. Parkhurst

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

Hope for the best and prepare for the worst. - Thomas Norton

God forgives those who invent what they need. - Lillian Hellman

I never dreamed about success, I worked for it. - Estee Lauder

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

Youth is easily deceived because it is quick to hope. - Aristotle

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire

Before anything else, getting ready is the secret of success. - Henry Ford

Chance has never yet satisfied the hope of a suffering people. - Marcus Garvey

What oxygen is to the lungs, such is hope to the meaning of life. - Emil Brunner

I don't know what can be so dangerous about giving people hope. - Joel Osteen

The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream. - William Shakespeare

The height of your persistence will decide the height of your success. - Unknown

Every success is usually an admission ticket to a new set of decisions. - Henry Kissinger

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

We must accept finite disappointment, but we must never lose infinite hope. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

Give crayons. Adults are disturbingly impoverished of these magical dream sticks. - Dr. SunWolf

The very first step toward success in any occupation is to become interested in it. - Sir William Osler

The key to life is just being a happy person, and happiness will bring you success. - Diego Val

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

One secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes. - Benjamin Disraeli

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

The value of another's experience is to give us hope, not to tell us how or whether to proceed. - Peter Block

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

We all have possibilities we don't know about. We can do things we don't even dream we can do. - Dale Carnegie

In the realm of ideas everything depends on enthusiasm... in the real world all rests on perseverance. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Its success lies in the fact that it's an insurance plan, not an investment plan or a welfare plan. - James Roosevelt

Love is as much a question of the will as it is of the emotion. And if you will to love somebody, you can. - Ramesh Zacharias

Hope is a renewable option: If you run out of it at the end of the day, you get to start over in the morning. - Barbara Kingsolver

The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the will to try and the belief that it is actually possible. - Joel Brown

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero

A constant struggle, a ceaseless battle to bring success from inhospitable surroundings, is the price of all great achievements. - Orison Swett Marden

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung


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