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The Power of Positive Thinking and Attitude

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Nothing succeeds like success. - Alexander Dumas

Success is dependent on effort. - Sophocles

Failure is success in progress. - Albert Einstein

Uncertainty is the refuge of hope. - Henri Frederic Amiel

All hope abandon, ye who enter here! - Dante Alighieri

Failure is success if we learn from it. - Malcolm Forbes

Emulsion: A mixture of oil and emotion. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

Correction does much, but encouragement does more. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Everything that is done in the world is done by hope. - Martin Luther

Social Success: The infinite capacity for being bored - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Success is that old ABC - ability, breaks, and courage. - Charles Luckman

Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows. - Ambrose Bierce

I cannot make my days longer, so I strive to make them better. - Henry David Thoreau

Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

Success is achieved and maintained by those who try and keep trying. - W Clement Stone

In everything the ends well defined are the secret of durable success. - Victor Cousins

I don't judge success by what I once did, but by what I keep doing. - Johnny Kelley

Success if liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it. - Maya Angelou

The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, and had a Good Friday. - Billy Crystal

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. - Carrot Top

The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of it. - William Faulkner

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

If one cannot invent a really convincing lie, it is often better to stick to the truth. - Angela Thirkell

Your successes and happiness are forgiven you only if you generously consent to share them. - Albert Camus

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

Never trust anyone who wants what you've got. Friend or no, envy is an overwhelming emotion. - Eubie Blake

I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom. - George S Patton

What greater aspiration and challenge are there for a mother than the hope of raising a great son or daughter? - Rose Kennedy

Failure is instructive. People who really think learn quite as much from their failures as from their successes. - John Dewey

Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

When you have lost hope, you have lost everything. And when you think all is lost, when al is dire and bleak, there is always hope. - Pittacus Lore

Success is about creating benefit for all and enjoying the process. If you focus on this and adopt this definition, success is yours. - Kelly Kim

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Success in creating AI would be the biggest event in human history. Unfortunately, it might also be the last, unless we learn how to avoid the risks. - Stephen Hawking

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles that one has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington


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