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Realism

The Power of Positive Thinking and Attitude

Realism thanks to Mike King

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Success is dependent on effort. - Sophocles

Failure is success in progress. - Albert Einstein

A goal is a dream with a deadline. - Napoleon Hill

Necessity is the mother of invention. - Unknown

Life's failures are stepping stones to success. - Unknown

Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom. - George S Patton

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. - Henry David Thoreau

I hope the guy who invented AutoCorrect burns in Hello! - Unknown

Success is counted sweetest by those who never succeed. - Emily Dickinson

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it. - Jonathan Winters

Success will come to the side that has the last man standing. - Philippe Petain

What you applaud you encourage, but beware what you celebrate. - Ravi Zacharias

Don't accept success or failure - neither need be permanent. - Bernie Legge

You never achieve real success unless you like what you are doing. - Dale Carnegie

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go. - Carol Burnett

You do not pay the price of success, you enjoy the price of success. - Zig Ziglar

The talent of success is nothing more than doing what you can do, well. - Henry W. Longfellow

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Initiative is as essential to success as a hub is essential to a wagon wheel. - Napoleon Hill

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The term is over: the holidays have begun. The dream is ended: this is the morning. - C S Lewis

The first and most important step toward success is the feeling that we can succeed. - Nelson Boswell

The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm. - Unknown

If one cannot invent a really convincing lie, it is often better to stick to the truth. - Angela Thirkell

Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti

It is not necessary to hope in order to undertake, nor to succeed in order to persevere. - Charles the Bold

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

The rose is fairest when 't is budding new, and hope is brightest when it dawns from fears. - Walter Scott

Success comes from knowing that you did your best to become the best that you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

Dreams are the seeds of change. Nothing ever grows without a seed, and nothing ever changes without a dream. - Debby Boone

Live with fulfillment, serve with passion so in this lifetime you will have the abillity to die with no regrets. - Randy Gonzales

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord. Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. - Bible

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin


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