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Redneck Abs

Bodybuilding exercise at the local chain link fence

Redneck Abs thanks to Mike King

Fencing - the sport of real champions

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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

Yoga is a method to come to a non-dreaming mind. - Osho

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak


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