Redneck Abs

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Yoga is 99% practice and 1% theory. - Pattabhi Jois

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

Yoga exists in the world because everything is linked. - Desikashar

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha