Redneck Abs

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Yoga exists in the world because everything is linked. - Desikashar

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us but those who win battles we know nothing about. - Unknown

True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate his life, through devotion, to something beyond himself. - Henry Miller

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com