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Redneck Abs

Bodybuilding exercise at the local chain link fence

Redneck Abs thanks to Mike King

Fencing - the sport of real champions

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Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

We're running the company to serve more people. - Mark Zuckerberg

Progressing through life is like running a marathon. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Yoga exists in the world because everything is linked. - Desikashar

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

For those wounded by civilization, yoga is the most healing salve. - T. Guillemets

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection. - Thomas Paine

Owning our story can be hard but not nearly as difficult as spending our lives running from it. - Brene Brown

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Strength doesn't come from what you can do. It comes from overcoming the things you once thought you couldn't. - Unknown

True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate his life, through devotion, to something beyond himself. - Henry Miller

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

It's the generally accepted privilege of theologians to stretch the heavens, that is the Scriptures, like tanners with a hide. - Desiderius Erasmus

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt


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