Redneck Abs

Yoga accepts. Yoga gives. - April Vallei

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

My head says gym but my heart says tacos. - Unknown

Nothing has more strength than dire necessity. - Euripides

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. - Caroline Rhea

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

We're the only animal that wakes up and doesn't stretch. - Conor McGregor

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

A good role is something that will stretch your abilities and make you go beyond your levels. - Jennifer Winget

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

This calm steadiness of the senses is called yoga. Then one should become watchful, becomes yoga comes and go. - Katha Upanishad

What we think determines what happens to us, so if we want to change our lives, we need to stretch our minds. - Wayne Dyer

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois