Redneck Calf Feeder
Finding an alternative for Mom on the farm
Texas Titty Bar
QuotaBillsFarming is a profession of hope. - Brian Brett
Farmers are the salt of the earth. - Unknown
Let's make hay while it lasts. - James Lovelock
Educate: To render harmless by cultivation. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The thicker the hay, the easier it is mowed. - Alaric the Goth
I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester
Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. - Unknown
Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker
A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry
I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. - George Washington
Eating and reading are two pleasures that combine admirably. - C S Lewis
No farmer ever plowed a field by turning it over in his mind. - George E. Woodbury
I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew
Farmers: Men successful only if they sell their farms to golf clubs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Gentleman Farmer: One who has more hay in the bank thank in the barn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer. - Will Rodgers
We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen
A good farmer is nothing more nor less than a handyman with a sense of humus. - E.B. White
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem
I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt
We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester
Anytime you suffer a setback or disappointment, put your head down and plow ahead. - Les Brown
Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington
Put one foot in front of the other and keep going. Put blinders on and plow right ahead. - George Lucas
Let us never forget that the cultivation of the earth is the most important labor of man. - Daniel Webster
If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan
Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme
In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca
Willingness to be puzzled is a valuable trait to cultivate, from childhood to advanced inquiry. - Noam Chomsky
Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier
When tillage begins, other arts follow. The farmers, therefore, are the founders of human civilization. - Daniel Webster
Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower
The attempt to combine wisdom and power has only rarely been successful, and then only for a short while. - Albert Einstein
I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond
The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere. - Jim Hightower
Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp
I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela
It's life, isn't it? You plow ahead and make a hit. And you plow on and someone passes you. Then someone passes them. Time levels. - Katharine Hepburn