Redneck Hedge Clipper
How to prune a hedge for your garden
Bubba found the perfect hedging accessory for his lawn
QuotaBillsTo plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow. - Audrey Hepburn
A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown
Hedgehogs - why don't they just share the hedge? - Unknown
No man should plant more garden than his wife can hoe. - Old Saying
Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb
A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia
Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown
If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need. - Cicero
A person of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds. - Unknown
Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you. - Richard B. Sheridan
The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw
If you look the right way, you can see that the whole world is a garden. - Frances H Burnett
Knowledge is like a garden: if it is not cultivated, it cannot be harvested. - Unknown
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman
The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde
Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce
The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton
If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson
Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde
I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. - Jose L Borges
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy
Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi
I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison
Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller
Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
Negative thoughts are like weeds in your garden and positive thoughts are the seeds of your garden, kill the weeds and feed the seeds. - Sukhi Burgen
Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh
Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown
We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie
The media have provided the Devil with perhaps the greatest opportunity accorded him since Adam and Eve were turned out of the Garden of Eden. - Malcolm Muggeridge
We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves. - Leonora Carrington