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Redneck Hot Shower thanks to Keith Blake

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Up there in his ivory shower - Archie Bunker

Anger blows out the candle of the mind. - Robert G Ingersoll

Even the candle seller dies in the dark. - Colombian Proverb

I don't sing in the shower. I perform. - Unknown

We are no more than candles burning in the wind. - Japanese Proverb

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Initiative is to success what a lighted match is to a candle. - Orlando A Battista

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower. - Groucho Marx

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly. - Hank Williams

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

How far that little candle throws his beams! So shines a good deed in a naughty world. - William Shakespeare

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we're gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower. - Archie Bunker

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera. - Unknown

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared. - Buddha


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