Redneck Hot Shower
Bubba's new steam shower with external heating
Do-it-yourself shower fix-ture
QuotaBillsUp there in his ivory shower - Archie Bunker
Anger blows out the candle of the mind. - Robert G Ingersoll
Even the candle seller dies in the dark. - Colombian Proverb
I don't sing in the shower. I perform. - Unknown
Nero: A Roman who was careless with candles - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Must we really light a candle to see the sun? - Wernher von Braun
We are no more than candles burning in the wind. - Japanese Proverb
A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller
Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover
It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb
It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb
Initiative is to success what a lighted match is to a candle. - Orlando A Battista
Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown
False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower. - Groucho Marx
Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly. - Hank Williams
I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison
A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg
How far that little candle throws his beams! So shines a good deed in a naughty world. - William Shakespeare
There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy
If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we're gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower. - Archie Bunker
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera. - Unknown
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld
I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay
Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared. - Buddha