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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

Uniform: Sheep's clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Lingerie: The only clothing where less costs more - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

Women's Clothes: Go to extremes, but seldom to extremities - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A lie travels round the world while truth is putting her boots on. - French proverb

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

Excise: The clothes hanging in your closet that fit before the holidays. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

Armor: 1. A knight gown; 2. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

Calories: 1. Weight lifters; 2. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost

I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life. - Stephen King


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