QuotaBillsWater rusts pipes. - WC Fields
RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown
And isn't he as slow as a wet week! - Unknown
Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly
We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb
Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb
Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner
People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski
Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown
Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx
Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields
I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi
If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower. - Groucho Marx
Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry
When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer
You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock
Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams
Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose
A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt
If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster
What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid
A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb
I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker
Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker
Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita
If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we're gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower. - Archie Bunker
Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson