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I'm a fat anorexic. - Kiri Te Kanawa

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

At my age flowers scare me. - George Burns

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

He was not of an age, but for all time. - Ben Jonson

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you. - Unknown

Legend: A lie that has attained the dignity of age. - H L Mencken

The gods bestowed on him the gift of perpetual old age. - Oscar Wilde

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. - Phyllis Diller

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Edith, at my age I don't need roughage - I need smoothage. - Archie Bunker

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

Hesitation increases in relation to risk in equal proportion to age. - Ernest Hemingway

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

Man fools himself. He prays for a long life, and he fears an old age. - Chinese Proverb

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry

Middle age begins with the first mortgage and ends when you drop dead. - Herb Caen

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. - George Burns

Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others. - Andy Rooney

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

Old age has its pleasures, which, though different, are not less than the pleasures of youth. - W Somerset Maugham

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do. - Golda Meir

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of 80 and gradually approach 18. - Mark Twain

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us. - Dave Turner

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

I like staying in hotels. I like their tiny soap. I like to pretend it's regular-sized and my muscles are huge. - Jerry Seinfeld

It is unthinkable for a Frenchman to arrive at middle age without having syphilis and the Cross of the Legion of Honor. - Andre Gide

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato


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