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I'm a fat anorexic. - Kiri Te Kanawa

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you. - Unknown

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do. - Phyllis Diller

Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere. - George Burns

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. - Bill Cosby

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others. - Andy Rooney

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60. - Jack Nicholson

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

When you get to my age, life seems little more than one long march to and from the lavatory. - John Mortimer

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

I learned at an early age that if you are nice to men, you can get anything you want from them. - Natalie Wood

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

There is a plan and a purpose, a value to every life, no matter what its location, age, gender or disability. - Sharron Angle

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

It is unthinkable for a Frenchman to arrive at middle age without having syphilis and the Cross of the Legion of Honor. - Andre Gide

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

Admiration of the proletariat, like that of dams, power stations, and aeroplanes, is part of the ideology of the machine age. - Bertrand Russell

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

A man should not live beyond the age when he begins to deteriorate, when the flame that lighted the brightest moment of his life has weakened. - Fidel Castro

Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia. - Jimmy Fallon


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