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Old age comes at a bad time. - Sue Banducci

Old age is the verdict of life. - Amelia E Barr

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

If you want to serve an age, betray it. - Brendan Kennelly

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Wisdom comes with age, but keep it to yourself. - Mary Roach

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

Education, the great mumbo jumbo and fraud of the age. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

I know I can't cheat death, but I can cheat old age. - Darwin Deason

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

One of the many pleasures of old age is giving things up. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

Never have I enjoyed youth so thoroughly as I have in my old age. - George Santayana

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. - Billie Burke

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

Age is not different from earlier life as long as you're sitting down. - Malcolm Cowley

Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places. - E Joseph Cossman

I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill. - George Burns

Allow me to politely suggest this be the year you start lying about your age. - Unknown

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Cookie: The standard method for converting sugar, floor, and butter into body fat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Age seldom arrives smoothly or quickly. It's more often a succession of jerks. - Jean Rhys

There are three periods in life: youth, middle age, and 'how well you look.' - Nelson Rockefeller

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy. - Voltaire

What happens early on in life is that at a certain age one stands still and stagnates. - T S Eliot

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

When you get to my age, life seems little more than one long march to and from the lavatory. - John Mortimer

Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Senescence begins
And middle-age ends,
The day your descendants
Outnumber your friends. - Ogden Nash

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is a plan and a purpose, a value to every life, no matter what its location, age, gender or disability. - Sharron Angle

Enjoy your age before it's past; Don't try to be 18 so fast. You're only 14 once, my dears, but you'll be 35 for years. - Elinor K. Rose

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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