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Old age is life's parody. - Simone de Beauvoir

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Old age is the verdict of life. - Amelia E Barr

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

If you want to serve an age, betray it. - Brendan Kennelly

I want to die young at an advanced age. - Max Lerner

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

Fourty is the old age of youth; 50 is the youth of old age. - Victor Hugo

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Never have I enjoyed youth so thoroughly as I have in my old age. - George Santayana

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

Man fools himself. He prays for a long life, and he fears an old age. - Chinese Proverb

Jumping At Conclusions: Not half as much exercise as digging for facts - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The essence of age is intellect. Wherever that appears, we call it old. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete. - C S Lewis

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. - Tom Wilson

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

When you get to my age, life seems little more than one long march to and from the lavatory. - John Mortimer

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

Supporting myself at an early age was the best training for life I could have possibly received. - Lea Thompson

Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. - Will Rogers

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo

How little you know about the age you live in if you think that honey is sweeter than cash in hand. - Ovid

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

The Good of man is the active exercise of his soul's faculties in conformity with excellence or virtue. - Aristotle

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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