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Know the great men of your age. - Baltasar Gracian

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard

I've probably tried every fad diet in the world. - Jenna Ushkowitz

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

The first couple of days on the detox diet aren't pleasant. - Carol Vorderman

Middle age is when everything new you feel is likely to be a symptom. - Laurence J Peter

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Francis Bacon

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Some wines improve with age, but only if the grapes were good in the first place. - Abigail Van Buren

Cookie: The standard method for converting sugar, floor, and butter into body fat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I do wish I could tell you my age but it's impossible. It keeps changing all the time. - Greer Garson

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off the lights for economical rather than romantic reasons. - Lillian Carter

I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of 80 and gradually approach 18. - Mark Twain

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age; a woman who would tell one would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde

In old age we are like a batch of letters that someone has sent. We are no longer in the post, we have arrived. - Knut Hamsun

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. - Dale Turner

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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