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Old age is a wonderful disguise. - Katherine Applegate

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Age is a high price to pay for maturity. - Tom Stoppard

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. - Kathy Lette

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you. - Unknown

I must confess, I was born at a very early age. - Groucho Marx

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

After age seventy it’s patch, patch, patch. - Jimmy Stewart

I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 Celsius. - George Carlin

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

Everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise. - Margaret Atwood

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Jeanne Moreau

I became a poet at the age of sixteen. I did not intend to do it. It was not my fault. - Margaret Atwood

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age. - George Burns

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of 80 and gradually approach 18. - Mark Twain

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

If we limit ourselves to the age that we are, and forget all the ages that we have been, we diminish our truth. - Madeleine L'Engle

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

I was diagnosed with diabetes at age 18. I didn't know what it was, so I went to the library and looked it up. - Ron Santo

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Lord Grey of Falloden

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion


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