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Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Bernard Baruch

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Man arrives as a novice at each age of his life. - Nicolas Collins

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere. - George Burns

After a certain age every man is responsible for his face. - Albert Camus

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

Middle age is when, wherever you go on holiday, you pack a sweater. - Denis Norden

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

Each age has deemed the new-born year the fittest time for festal cheer. - Walter Scott

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. - Oscar Wilde

Young people don't know what age is, and old people forget what youth was. - Irish Proverb

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. - Tom Wilson

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

I'm now at the age where I've got to prove that I'm just as good as I never was. - Rex Harrison

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up. - Bob Hope

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo

It is not easy to be crafty and winsome at the same time, and few accomplish it after the age of six. - John W. Gardner

In youth the days are short and the years are long; in old age the years are short and the days are long. - Nikita I Panin

To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume

Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia. - Jimmy Fallon


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