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Referee Thoughts

What goes on in a referee's mind during the game?

Referee Thoughts thanks to Wayne Nowazek

You can control the game but not the fans

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Outdoor hockey is what it is all about. - Paul Coffey

Heresy is another word for freedom of thought. - Graham Greene

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

Figure skaters have awful perceptions of hockey players. - Kristi Yamaguchi

I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British. - Unknown

Insurrection of thought always precedes insurrection of arms. - Wendell Phillips

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe

Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end? - Tom Stoppard

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

Thoughts without content are empty, intuitions without concepts are blind. - Immanuel Kant

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

Our thoughts determine our destiny, and our destiny determines our legacy. - John C Maxwell

Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought. - John F Kennedy

We didn't underestimate them but they were a lot better than we thought. - Bobby Robson

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton

Discovery consists of seeing what everyone has seen and thinking what nobody has thought. - Albert Szent-Gyorgyi

Great thoughts speak only to the thoughtful mind, but great actions speak to all mankind. - Emily P. Bissell

They would not find me changed from him they knew - only more sure of all I thought was true. - Robert Frost

The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts; therefore guard accordingly. - Marcus Aurelius

When I only begin to read, I forget I'm on this world. It lifts me on wings with high thoughts. - Anzia Yezierska

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

A lot of people have gone further than they thought they could because someone else thought they could. - Zig Ziglar

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

I rejoice that there are owls. They represent the stark twilight and unsatisfied thoughts which all have. - Henry David Thoreau

Nothing is so self-defeating as a question that has not been thought through before it has been fully posed. - C S Lewis

When we yield to discouragement it is usually because we give too much thought to the past and to the future. - St. Theresa of Lisieux

You can't stop negative thoughts from coming in, but you can make sure they leave as quickly as they enter. - Nkem Mpamah

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves. - Buddha

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? - George Carlin

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation. - Oscar Wilde

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran

You've heard of people calling in sick. You may have called in sick a few times yourself. But have you ever thought about calling in well? - Tom Robbins

I found my prince - he's a hockey player and we met at an NHL event, the last place I'd ever expect to meet someone, but there he was. - Carol Alt


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