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Referee Thoughts

What goes on in a referee's mind during the game?

Referee Thoughts thanks to Wayne Nowazek

You can control the game but not the fans

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Your thoughts become things. - Rhonda Byrne

Outdoor hockey is what it is all about. - Paul Coffey

To be thought rich is as good as to be rich. - William M Thackeray

Thought, unassisted by learning, is dangerous. - Confucius

Learning, undigested by thought, is labor lost. - Confucius

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in. - The Godfather Part III

It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up. - W Somerset Maugham

On second thought, I think I am more crazy than my goat. - Remedios Varo

There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant

All that we are is the result of all that we have thought. - Buddha

It's very hard to win when your thoughts turn to losing. - Unknown

Just one positive thought in the morning can change your whole day. - Unknown

A happy thought is like a seed that sows positivity for all to reap. - Miriam Muhammad

All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

My wife likes the hockey smell because it's the smell of a warrior. - David Walton

Idealism is the despot of thought, just as politics is the despot of will. - Mikhail Bakunin

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

Perhaps in time the so-called Dark Ages will be thought of as including our own. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

If you want to build a happy life, you have to give careful thought to the foundations. - Unknown

To be thankful is the highest form of thought and that gratitude is happiness doubled by wonder. - G K Chesterton

The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts; therefore guard accordingly. - Marcus Aurelius

Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don't count on harvesting Golden Delicious. - Bill Meyer

We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world. - Buddha

A lot of people have gone further than they thought they could because someone else thought they could. - Zig Ziglar

Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell

Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves. - Buddha

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

I saw that show, '50 Things To Do Before You Die.' I would have thought the obvious one was, 'Shout for help'. - Jim Carrey

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

I can remember a reporter asking me for a quote, and I didn't know what a quote was. I thought it was some kind of a soft drink. - Joe DiMaggio

The divinity that shapes our ends is in ourselves... all that a man achieves or fails to achieve is the direct result of his own thoughts. - James Allen

Time is of of no account with great thoughts, which are as fresh today as when they first passed through their authors' minds ages ago. - Samuel Smiles

A positive attitude causes a chain reaction of positive thoughts, events and outcomes. It is a catalyst and it sparks extraordinary results. - Wade Boggs

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell


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