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Referee Thoughts

What goes on in a referee's mind during the game?

Referee Thoughts thanks to Wayne Nowazek

You can control the game but not the fans

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Outdoor hockey is what it is all about. - Paul Coffey

To be thought rich is as good as to be rich. - William M Thackeray

Lead the audience by the nose to the thought. - Laurence Olivier

A man's life is what his thoughts make it. - Marcus Aurelius

Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought. - Henri Louis Bergson

Your life is a reflection of your thoughts. Think well. - Danielle Pierre

We are shaped by our thoughts. We become what we think. - Buddha

It's very hard to win when your thoughts turn to losing. - Unknown

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Hockey seems completely lawless and, therefore, inexplicably sexy. - Rachel Nichols

Indignation is a submission of our thoughts, but not of our desires. - Bertrand Russell

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

To achieve the marvelous, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought. - Tom Robbins

If a man take no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow near at hand. - Confucius

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the first word you thought of. - Burt Bacharach

I never thought that others would take my theories so much more seriously than I did. - Albert Einstein

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards

You are today where your thoughts have brought you. You will be tomorrow where your thoughts take you. - James Allen

I rejoice that there are owls. They represent the stark twilight and unsatisfied thoughts which all have. - Henry David Thoreau

We need to trust our instincts, thoughts, and feelings. The plan will happen in spite of us, not because of us. - Melody Beattie

Good thoughts and actions can never produce bad results. Bad thoughts and actions can never produce good results. - James Allen

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves. - Buddha

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? - George Carlin

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation. - Oscar Wilde

The task is not so much to see what no one has yet seen; but to think what nobody has yet thought about that which everybody sees. - Erwin Schrodinger

Negative thoughts are like weeds in your garden and positive thoughts are the seeds of your garden, kill the weeds and feed the seeds. - Sukhi Burgen

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

If I had thought about it, I wouldn't have done the experiment. The literature was full of examples that said you can't do this. - Spencer Silver

Time is of of no account with great thoughts, which are as fresh today as when they first passed through their authors' minds ages ago. - Samuel Smiles

Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato

I found my prince - he's a hockey player and we met at an NHL event, the last place I'd ever expect to meet someone, but there he was. - Carol Alt

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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