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Referee Thoughts

What goes on in a referee's mind during the game?

Referee Thoughts thanks to Wayne Nowazek

You can control the game but not the fans

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Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee. - Bobby Heenan

Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I always thought of losing my virginity as a career move. - Madonna

The actions of men are the best interpreters of their thoughts. - John Locke

A man's true height is determined by his thoughts and actions. - Unknown

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign. - Woody Allen

Our achievements today are but the sum total of our thoughts of yesterday. - Blaise Pascal

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

Discovery consists of seeing what everyone has seen and thinking what nobody has thought. - Albert Szent-Gyorgyi

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly under-polluted. - Lawrence Summers

If you thought before that science was certain - well, that is just an error on your part. - Richard P Feynman

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

The loss of something that is never thought of, felt, or sought for when lost is not a loss at all. - Ravi Zacharias

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead. - Robert Brault

As long as you are aware and in control of your emotions, negative thoughts can produce positive consequences. - Nick Vujicic

You can't stop negative thoughts from coming in, but you can make sure they leave as quickly as they enter. - Nkem Mpamah

Busyness functions like an addiction. When you stop, you have to face your thoughts, which terrifies most of us. - Thibaut

Good thoughts and actions can never produce bad results. Bad thoughts and actions can never produce good results. - James Allen

Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell

Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

I saw that show, '50 Things To Do Before You Die.' I would have thought the obvious one was, 'Shout for help'. - Jim Carrey

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

Friendship... is born at the moment when one man says to another "What! You too? I thought that no one but myself..." - C S Lewis

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

If I had thought about it, I wouldn't have done the experiment. The literature was full of examples that said you can't do this. - Spencer Silver

The loneliest moment in life is when you have just experienced that which you thought would deliver the ultimate, and it has let you down. - Ravi Zacharias

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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