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Respect For Grapes

When grapes make the ultimate sacrifice

Respect For Grapes thanks to Howard Chapman

The best grapes for Sauvignon Blanc wine

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Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed

When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb

That one kind of grapes on my nerves. - Archie Bunker

Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb

We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

The sweetest grapes are picked from the vineyard of friendship. - French Proverb

Fools take to themselves the respect that is given to their office. - Aesop

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

Physicians and politicians resemble one another in this respect, that some defend the constitution and others destroy it. - Unknown

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Rodney Dangerfield

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

Great authors are admirable in this respect: in every generation they make for disagreement. Through them we become aware of our differences. - Andre Gide

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor


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