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Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Don't risk more than you can afford to lose. - Joe Segal

If you don't risk anything, you risk even more. - Erica Jong

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

It is better to risk saving a guilty man than to condemn an innocent one. - Voltaire

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take. - Adlai Stevenson

If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read. - Winston Churchill

Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go. - T S Eliot

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert N Anthony

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields

Flight Risk: Employees who are suspected of planning to leave a company or department soon - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

Yes, risk taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing-taking. - Tim McMahon

Tanorexia: An obsessive desire to have tanned skin, placing the sufferer at risk of skin cancer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

Beware of lawyers and consultants and people who do not take risks and who do not get their hands dirty. - Felix G Rohatyn

There is no impossibility to him who stands prepared to conquer every hazard. The fearful are the failing. - Sarah J. Hale

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Never play with the feelings of others, because you may win the game, but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for life time. - William Shakespeare

Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When my generation was your age, we took crazy risks. The wildest thing was - prepare to be shocked - we deliberately ingested carbohydrates! - Dave Barry


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