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Restroom Fragrance

Which spray nozzle fragrance sets you apart?

Restroom Fragrance thanks to Keith Blake

Bubba calls this 'Eau de toilette'

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Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Feeling low? Go on mountains. - Prajakta Mhadnak

Thank heavens it hath no smell. - George F. Handel

Life is better with fresh baked cookies. - Unknown

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

All our reasoning ends in surrender to feeling. - Blaise Pascal

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn. - Garrison Keillor

Pride is a tricky, glorious, double-edged feeling. - Adrienne Rich

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton

When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura

Perfume: Any smell that is used to drown a worse one. - Elbert Hubbard

Depresso: The feeling you get when you run out of coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. - The Wizard of Oz

I'll cry at the end of the day, not with fresh makeup. - Kim Kardashian

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

If I'm feeling really wild I don't floss before bedtime. - Judith Viorst

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it. - Rudyard Kipling

The role of the artist today is to defend feeling against the machine. - Marty Rubin

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

There are worse occupations in this world than feeling a woman's pulse. - Laurence Sterne

The feeling is often the deeper truth, the opinion the more superficial one. - Julius Charles

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

If I choose to bless another person, I will always end up feeling more blessed. - Marianne Williamson

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

The first and most important step toward success is the feeling that we can succeed. - Nelson Boswell

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it. - William Arthur Ward

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

Forgiveness is the fragrance the flower leaves on the heel of the one who crushed it. - David Jeremiah

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The biggest disease today is not leprosy or tuberculosis, but the feeling of being unwanted. - Mother Teresa

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. - Andy Rooney

We always kept in our hearts the most noble, beautiful feeling that sets human beings apart: hope. - Manel Loureiro

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

The more you love, the more love you have to give. It's the only feeling we have which is infinite. - Christina Westover

I have a feeling there's a correlation between getting up in the morning and getting up in the world. - Milton Berle

I don't like all this fresh air: I'm from Los Angeles; I don't trust any air I can't see. - Bob Hope

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. - Robert Bloch

My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary. - Martin Luther

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

Enjoy every minute of every day. I never do anything with a feeling of, 'Oh God, I've got to do this today.' - Richard Branson

Suddenly you find that a whole new life has opened before you, as if a fresh sap of ideas and thoughts was rising in you. - Agatha Christie

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero

Real angels don't have gossamer white robes and cherubic skin. They have calloused hands and smell of the days' sweat. - Richard Evans

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

She knows that feeling too. Of believing that each time someone says her name, it’s to tell her that something bad has happened. - Melina Marchetta

To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its prime function of looking forward. - Margaret Barber

There is no happiness like that of being loved by your fellow creatures, and feeling that your presence is an addition to their comfort. - Charlotte Bronte

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift


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