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Restroom Fragrance

Which spray nozzle fragrance sets you apart?

Restroom Fragrance thanks to Keith Blake

Bubba calls this 'Eau de toilette'

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Stop and smell the roses. - Phoebe Moll

I like perfume and flowers. - Donatella Versace

Feeling low? Go on mountains. - Prajakta Mhadnak

Each day has a color, a smell. - Chitra B. Divakaruni

Thank heavens it hath no smell. - George F. Handel

Every moment is a fresh beginning. - T S Eliot

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Qualm: Feeling odd about a coming storm - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. - Apocalypse Now

All bad poetry springs from genuine feeling. - Oscar Wilde

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

Joy is the feeling of grinning on the inside. - Melba Colgrove

Hope - is not a feeling; it is something you do. - Katherine Paterson

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn. - Garrison Keillor

Pride is a tricky, glorious, double-edged feeling. - Adrienne Rich

When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura

Perfume: Any smell that is used to drown a worse one. - Elbert Hubbard

Fresh activity is the only means of overcoming adversity. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I bet giraffes don't even know what farts smell like. - Bill Murray

I'll cry at the end of the day, not with fresh makeup. - Kim Kardashian

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

If I'm feeling really wild I don't floss before bedtime. - Judith Viorst

In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. - Margaret Atwood

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it. - Rudyard Kipling

I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport. - Charles Schulz

The feeling is often the deeper truth, the opinion the more superficial one. - Julius Charles

An Overall Feeling of Doom that One Cannot Ever Escape no Matter What One Does - Lemony Snicket

If I choose to bless another person, I will always end up feeling more blessed. - Marianne Williamson

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heal that has crushed it. - Mark Twain

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Forgiveness is the fragrance the flower leaves on the heel of the one who crushed it. - David Jeremiah

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet. - William Shakespeare

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James

We always kept in our hearts the most noble, beautiful feeling that sets human beings apart: hope. - Manel Loureiro

Smell is a long-distance sense, a way of stretching time and finding out in advance what lies ahead. - Lyall Watson

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right? - Robert Orben

My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary. - Martin Luther

Why is propaganda so much more successful when it stirs up hatred than when it tries to stir up friendly feeling? - Bertrand Russell

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero

Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always enjoyed feeling afraid. I think it is the most delicious feeling there is. - Domingos Monteiro

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

Real angels don't have gossamer white robes and cherubic skin. They have calloused hands and smell of the days' sweat. - Richard Evans

She knows that feeling too. Of believing that each time someone says her name, it’s to tell her that something bad has happened. - Melina Marchetta

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

Maturity begins when we're content to feel we're right about something without feeling the necessity to prove someone else wrong. - Sydney J. Harris

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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