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Restroom Fragrance

Which spray nozzle fragrance sets you apart?

Restroom Fragrance thanks to Keith Blake

Bubba calls this 'Eau de toilette'

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Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stop and smell the roses. - Phoebe Moll

Each day has a color, a smell. - Chitra B. Divakaruni

His impromptus smell of the lamp. - Pytheas

New mysteries. New day. Fresh doughnuts. - David Lynch

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

Remorse: beholding heaven and feeling hell. - George Moore

All bad poetry springs from genuine feeling. - Oscar Wilde

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

Joy is the feeling of grinning on the inside. - Melba Colgrove

All our reasoning ends in surrender to feeling. - Blaise Pascal

Epochodor: The smell of history found at museums - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn. - Garrison Keillor

Flour: A word by any other name would smell as wheat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Depresso: The feeling you get when you run out of coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fresh activity is the only means of overcoming adversity. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

Love is not a feeling, love is a response. Love is an action. - David Jeremiah

If I'm feeling really wild I don't floss before bedtime. - Judith Viorst

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it. - Rudyard Kipling

I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport. - Charles Schulz

Exaggerated sensitiveness is an expression of the feeling of inferiority. - Alfred Adler

Fresh popcorn is near impossible to resist, second only to fresh doughnuts. - Shannon Wiersbitzky

Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. - Mark Twain

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

Sweet words are like honey, a little may refresh, but too much gluts the stomach. - Anne Bradstreet

The first and most important step toward success is the feeling that we can succeed. - Nelson Boswell

By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better. - Unknown

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is. - Thomas Szasz

After you cut off a person's nose there is no point in giving him a rose to smell. - Ravi Zacharias

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without getting a few drops on yourself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

The biggest disease today is not leprosy or tuberculosis, but the feeling of being unwanted. - Mother Teresa

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. - Andy Rooney

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

We always kept in our hearts the most noble, beautiful feeling that sets human beings apart: hope. - Manel Loureiro

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

It never hurts a fool to appear before an audience, for his capacity is not a capacity for feeling. - Dale Breckenridge Carnegie

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

The more you love, the more love you have to give. It's the only feeling we have which is infinite. - Christina Westover

I have a feeling there's a correlation between getting up in the morning and getting up in the world. - Milton Berle

I don't like all this fresh air: I'm from Los Angeles; I don't trust any air I can't see. - Bob Hope

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup. - H L Mencken

Love is not affectionate feeling, but a steady wish for the loved person's ultimate good as far as it can be obtained. - C S Lewis

Whoever is providing leadership needs to be as fresh and thoughtful and reflective as possible to make the very best fight. - Faye Wattleton

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

Real angels don't have gossamer white robes and cherubic skin. They have calloused hands and smell of the days' sweat. - Richard Evans

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its prime function of looking forward. - Margaret Barber

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things that I'm longing to say. Scared to confess what I'm feeling - frightened you'll slip away. - Madonna

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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