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Risky Graffiti

Some graffiti artists also take up bungee jumping

Risky Graffiti thanks to Leanne Ovenell

Would you do anything to make a name for yourself?

Funny why no one from the Graffiti Removal company returned our calls...

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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

My trade and my art is living. - Michel De Montaigne

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

The dance: a minimum of explanation, a minimum of anecdotes, and a maximum of sensations. - Maurice Bejart

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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