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Risky Graffiti

Some graffiti artists also take up bungee jumping

Risky Graffiti thanks to Leanne Ovenell

Would you do anything to make a name for yourself?

Funny why no one from the Graffiti Removal company returned our calls...

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Dancing is silent poetry. - Simonides

All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire. - Angelina Jolie

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

Art is a human activity having for its purpose the transmission to others of the highest and best feelings. - Leo Tolstoy

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Victory at all cost, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. - Winston Churchill


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