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Road Post Invitation

How to highlite the next accident site

Road Post Invitation thanks to Barry McCartney

Road safety signs in the Moistwest Territories

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Most of our future lies ahead. - Denny Crum

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

Substance is not enough, accident is also required. - Greek Proverb

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

A single arrow is easily broken, but not ten in a bundle. - Japanese Proverb

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Seneca

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

Always plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark. - Richard Cushing

Trouble, like the hill ahead, straightens out when you advance upon it. - Marcelene Cox

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself. - Henry Ford

As we look ahead into the next century, leaders will be those who empower others. - Bill Gates

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

I am not discouraged, because every wrong attempt discarded is another step forward. - Thomas Edison

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident. - Charles Lamb

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

Confront your fears, list them, get to know them, and only then will you be able to put them aside and move ahead. - Jerry Gille

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Forgiveness is a way of opening up the doors again and moving forward, whether it's a personal life or a national life. - Hillary Clinton

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

But that inadequacy, or feeling of inadequacy, never really goes away. You just have to trudge ahead in the rain, regardless. - Lorrie Moore

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

Life is an arrow - therefore you must know
What mark to aim at, how to use the bow -
Then draw it to the head and let it go. - Henry Van Dyke

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright

Indeed the safest road to Hell is the gradual one - the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts. - C S Lewis


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