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Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People fail forward to success. - Mary Kay Ash

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

All change is not growth; all movement is not forward. - Ellen Glasgow

The road is hard, and you have to get accustomed to it. - Miranda Lambert

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it. - Jonathan Winters

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

The farther backward you can look, the farther forward you can see. - Winston Churchill

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there. - Lewis Carroll

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back. - Unknown

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Four things come not back: the spoken word, the sped arrow, time past, the neglected opportunity. - Omar Ibnal-Halif

Once a new technology rolls over you, if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road. - Stewart Brand

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Confront your fears, list them, get to know them, and only then will you be able to put them aside and move ahead. - Jerry Gille

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Life is an arrow - therefore you must know
What mark to aim at, how to use the bow -
Then draw it to the head and let it go. - Henry Van Dyke

It's life, isn't it? You plow ahead and make a hit. And you plow on and someone passes you. Then someone passes them. Time levels. - Katharine Hepburn

People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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