Road Totals

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step. - Lao Tzu

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving. - Lao-tzu

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

The traveler sees what he sees; the tourist sees what he has come to see. - G K Chesterton

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

Sometimes it's the journey that teaches you a lot about your destination. - Drake

Each small task of everyday life is part of the total harmony of the universe. - Saint Therese de Lisieux

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

You can always tell when you are on the road to success; it's uphill all the way. - Paul Harvey

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

Wandering re-establishes the original harmony which once existed between man and the universe. - Anatole France

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen. - Benjamin Disraeli

The months and days are the travelers of eternity. The years that come and go are also voyagers. - Matsuo Basho

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

It's not an easy journey, to get to a place where you forgive people. But it is such a powerful place, because it frees you. - Tyler Perry

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle