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Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

Geologists have a saying - rocks remember. - Neil Armstrong

Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. - Peter York

You can send a lot of instruction through laughter. - Jeffrey Tambor

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias

Stories are memory aids, instruction manuals and moral compasses. - Aleks Krotoski

It is hard to rock the boat when you are helping to row the boat. - Unknown

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. - Gore Vidal

Elvis may have been the king of rock 'n roll, but I am the queen. - Little Richard

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

Patriotic American: One who never orders from a menu anything he can't pronounce - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

It is the duty of every good officer to obey any orders given him by his commander-in-chief. - Nathan Hale

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

'Rocky' represents the optimistic side of life, and 'Rambo' represents purgatory. - Sylvester Stallone

Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton

The greatest men sometimes overshoot themselves, but then their very mistakes are so many lessons of instruction. - Tom Browne

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless. - Unknown

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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