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Room For Two

Clearing out the toys to make way for a good friend

Room For Two thanks to Mike King

The cat's in the bag

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A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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