Room For Two

Nipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stoic: De boid what brings de babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My friends have made the story of my life. - Helen Keller

Titillate: A tardy meal for a breast-fed baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We make more enemies by what we say than friends by what we do. - John C Collins

Baby Boomer: A kid who just polished off six jars of raspberry jam - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

Skunk: 1. A streamlined cat with a 2-tone finish and a fluid drive; 2. A community scenter. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy