Room For Two

Nipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Deceitful: Infant who needs changing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

You can't trust the judgment of good friends. - Carl Sandburg

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

America has no permanent friends or enemies, only interests. - Henry Kissinger

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

Sprouts: Innocent green plants snatched in their infancy and devoured alive by ravenous vegetarians - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

As a matter of self-preservation, a man needs good friends or ardent enemies, for the former instruct him and the latter take him to task. - Diogenes