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Room For Two

Clearing out the toys to make way for a good friend

Room For Two thanks to Mike King

The cat's in the bag

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Nipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

Prosperity is full of friends. - Euripides

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

There are no premature babies, only delayed weddings. - American Proverb

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

We make more enemies by what we say than friends by what we do. - John C Collins

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. - Greg Tamblyn

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle


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