Room For Two

Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

My friends have made the story of my life. - Helen Keller

A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

I was innocent, then my best friends came along. - Unknown

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

We make more enemies by what we say than friends by what we do. - John C Collins

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

Lately all my friends are worried they're turning into their fathers. I'm worried I'm not. - Dan Zevin

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you. - Will Ferrell

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain