Ruined Day

Colic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Bad attitudes will ruin your team. - Terry Bradshaw

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Never let a small setback ruin your future. - Unknown

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

More people are ruined by victory, I imagine, than be defeat. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Moving among fragmentary ruins which lost their significance. - Stephen Spender

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

If we growl all day we're likely to feel dog tired at night. - Amish Saying

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Most people would rather be ruined by praise than saved by criticism. - Norman Vincent Peale

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash