Ruined Day
Someone's day is about to be ruined
Countdown to a warm shower
QuotaBillsColic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Bad attitudes will ruin your team. - Terry Bradshaw
I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein
Never let a small setback ruin your future. - Unknown
A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb
Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino
Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman
Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
More people are ruined by victory, I imagine, than be defeat. - Eleanor Roosevelt
Moving among fragmentary ruins which lost their significance. - Stephen Spender
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck
If we growl all day we're likely to feel dog tired at night. - Amish Saying
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney
When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi
I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
Most people would rather be ruined by praise than saved by criticism. - Norman Vincent Peale
It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump
I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly
Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown
I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde
It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope
Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill
I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy
I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood
Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw
Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash