Ruined Day

Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz

Margin: Mother's ruin. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Dogmatic: Run by canine power. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Bad attitudes will ruin your team. - Terry Bradshaw

Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pure logic is the ruin of the spirit. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Never ruin an apology with an excuse. - Benjamin Franklin

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Moving among fragmentary ruins which lost their significance. - Stephen Spender

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy

A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. - Kin Hubbard

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain