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If I decide to run. - Donald Trump

The world is run by C students. - Al McGuire

I'm a golfer, not an athlete. - Lee Westwood

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

Hollywood is an asylum run by the inmates. - Laurence Stallings

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

Of all the 36 alternatives, running away is best. - Chinese Proverb

The Irish are a very popular race - with themselves. - Brendan Behan

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

Know your lines and don't bump into the furniture. - Spencer Tracy

If nominated, I will not run; if elected, I will not serve. - William Tecumseh Sherman

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings? - Milton Berle

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Why don't you bore a hole into your head and let the sap run out? - Groucho Marx

You can't run away from trouble. There ain't no place that far. - Joel C Harris

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Ambrose Bierce

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. - Will Rogers

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you. - Rwandan Proverb

Maybe I'd like to run around the house in my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited. - Archie Bunker

Experience is what really happens to you in the long run; the truth that finally overtakes you. - Katherine Anne Porter

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

When you have an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run. - Abraham Lincoln

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold. - Helen Keller

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

How many ideas have there been in the history of the human race that were unthinkable ten years before they appeared? - Fyodor Dostoevsky

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Winners lose much more often than losers. So if you keep losing but you're still trying, keep it up! You're right on track. - Matthew Keith Groves

In the long run men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, though they should fail immediately, they had better aim at something high. - Henry David Thoreau

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

If I felt I couldn't win, I would not run... I've got a lot to lose ... I'm the biggest developer in the hottest city in the world. - Donald Trump


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