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Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

Hollywood is an asylum run by the inmates. - Laurence Stallings

Either you run the day, or the day runs you. - Jim Rohn

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

Put more in than you take out, and it will never run dry. - Joe Segal

One more stage, one more limo, one more run for your life. - John Lennon

Any kid will run any errand for you if you ask at bedtime. - Red Skelton

In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

You can run out of garlic, but you can't really run out of music. - Jace Wayland

In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. - Josh Billings

You can't run away from trouble. There ain't no place that far. - Joel C Harris

Once upon a time, forests were repositories of magic for the human race. - John Burnside

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon. - E.M. Forster

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you. - Rwandan Proverb

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

I'm not going to run for governor because I'm having too much fun doing what I'm doing now. - Donald Trump

Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold. - Helen Keller

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Rodney Dangerfield

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

If I felt I couldn't win, I would not run... I've got a lot to lose ... I'm the biggest developer in the hottest city in the world. - Donald Trump


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