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The world is run by C students. - Al McGuire

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

Patience is a vital trait of the great athlete. - Unknown

I'm in the turtle's race. My journey is a marathon. - Omari Hardwick

Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. - Lyman Beecher

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Why don't you bore a hole into your head and let the sap run out? - Groucho Marx

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin

Because if I don't know my lines, I really don't know what I'm doing. - Christopher Walken

The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers. - Unknown

Animation is like running a marathon, and making a movie is like a 100 meter sprint. - Marjane Satrapi

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. - Will Rogers

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Experience is what really happens to you in the long run; the truth that finally overtakes you. - Katherine Anne Porter

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

I've never run a marathon because I haven't bought a pair of shorts and arrived at the start line. - Sue Perkins

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

You should run your life not by the calendar but how you feel, and what you're interests are and ambitions. - John Glenn

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

The revenues of Cuban state-run companies are used exclusively for the benefit of the people, to whom they belong. - Fidel Castro

How many ideas have there been in the history of the human race that were unthinkable ten years before they appeared? - Fyodor Dostoevsky

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress. - Ronald Reagan

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race. - Bertrand Russell


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