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If I decide to run. - Donald Trump

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

Greyhound Trainer: A race cur driver - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be not proud of race, face, place, or grace. - Charles H Spurgeon

A toad does not run in the daytime for nothing. - Chinua Achebe

Debase: What a baseball player tags while running - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Irish are a very popular race - with themselves. - Brendan Behan

Selfishness is the greatest curse of the human race. - William E. Gladstone

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

The finish line is just the beginning of a whole new race. - Susan Saint James

One more stage, one more limo, one more run for your life. - John Lennon

If nominated, I will not run; if elected, I will not serve. - William Tecumseh Sherman

I'm in the turtle's race. My journey is a marathon. - Omari Hardwick

In the long run, the sword will always be conquered by the spirit. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

Music is what tells us that the human race is greater than we realize. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

There's no problem so big or complicated that it can't be run away from. - Unknown

I like holding the door for people who are far away, so they have to run a little. - Bill Murray

Animation is like running a marathon, and making a movie is like a 100 meter sprint. - Marjane Satrapi

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Ambrose Bierce

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Well over eighty per cent of the human race goes through life without having a single original thought. - H L Mencken

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Truck Driver: 1. A man who has the opportunity to run into so many nice people; 2. A guy who goes the route. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't run restaurants that are out of control. We are about establishing phenomenal footholdings with talent. - Gordon Ramsay

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

If you don't ever stop singing, your voice stays in shape. It's like the marathon runner. You've got to run, run, run to stay in shape. - Sammy Hagar

Closed systems run down and get more chaotic over time. Always get better by being open to outside energy and templates of better ways to function. - Henry Cloud

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison


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