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Still waters run deep. - Unknown

Dogmatic: Run by canine power. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

Hollywood is an asylum run by the inmates. - Laurence Stallings

Your heart knows the way. Run in that direction. - Unknown

Of all the 36 alternatives, running away is best. - Chinese Proverb

Progressing through life is like running a marathon. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Any kid will run any errand for you if you ask at bedtime. - Red Skelton

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff

People, some good, some bad, but in the long run we come out even. - Jan Hittle

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

You can run out of garlic, but you can't really run out of music. - Jace Wayland

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason

I have observed that there are more lines formed than things worth waiting for. - Robert Brault

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono

Some people color inside the lines, others color outside the lines. Me? I eat the crayons. - Bill Carter

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

In a marathon, if you run too fast, you get exhausted. If you run too slow, you never make it. - Uday Kotak

Experience is what really happens to you in the long run; the truth that finally overtakes you. - Katherine Anne Porter

Diatribe: 1. An extinct race; 2. The group of native Brits that worship the late Princess Diana. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

I've never run a marathon because I haven't bought a pair of shorts and arrived at the start line. - Sue Perkins

Hope is a renewable option: If you run out of it at the end of the day, you get to start over in the morning. - Barbara Kingsolver

Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

Speed Limit: The velocity one must exceed by approximately 10 MPH on a major highway or risk being run off the road - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Rodney Dangerfield

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style. - Sydney Smith

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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