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If I decide to run. - Donald Trump

Still waters run deep. - Unknown

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

Hollywood is an asylum run by the inmates. - Laurence Stallings

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

Put more in than you take out, and it will never run dry. - Joe Segal

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

He's even smaller in real life than he is on the track. - David Coleman

If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average. - Unknown

You can run out of garlic, but you can't really run out of music. - Jace Wayland

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

If you ever live in a country run by a committee, be on the committee. - William Graham Sumner

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. - Walter Elliott

The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

Because if I don't know my lines, I really don't know what I'm doing. - Christopher Walken

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

Some people color inside the lines, others color outside the lines. Me? I eat the crayons. - Bill Carter

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

Let's pray that the human race never escapes from Earth to spread its iniquity elsewhere. - C S Lewis

Experience is what really happens to you in the long run; the truth that finally overtakes you. - Katherine Anne Porter

In the long run, the pessimist may be proved right, but the optimist has a better time on the trip. - Unknown

I've got something inside of me, peasantlike and stubborn, and I'm in it till the end of the race. - Truman Capote

Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold. - Helen Keller

The revenues of Cuban state-run companies are used exclusively for the benefit of the people, to whom they belong. - Fidel Castro

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so. - Gore Vidal

Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is made up of a series of judgments on insufficient data, and if we waited to run down all our doubts, it would flow past us. - Learned Hand

Winners lose much more often than losers. So if you keep losing but you're still trying, keep it up! You're right on track. - Matthew Keith Groves

If I felt I couldn't win, I would not run... I've got a lot to lose ... I'm the biggest developer in the hottest city in the world. - Donald Trump

Life is precious as it is. All the elements for your happiness are already here. There is no need to run, strive, search, or struggle. Just be. - Thich Nhat Hanh

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison


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