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Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson

Math research is more like a marathon. - Terence Tao

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

The giving of love is an education in itself. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Never let schooling interfere with your education. - Grant Allen

Algebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson

Education, the great mumbo jumbo and fraud of the age. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The great aim of education is not knowledge but action. - Herbert Spencer

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

Instruction ends in the schoolroom, but education ends only with life. - Frederick M Robertson

Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know. - Daniel J Boorstin

I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself. - Robin Williams

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that is education. - Will Rogers

A mere scholar, who knows nothing but books, must be ignorant even of them. - William Hazlitt

Society produces rogues and education makes one rogue cleverer than another. - Oscar Wilde

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

The things taught in colleges and schools are not an education, but the means of education. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

Education has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. - G M Trevelyan

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

A university is an institution that has two thousand seats in the classrooms and eighty thousand in the stadium. - Unknown

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. - Flannery O'Connor

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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