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Math research is more like a marathon. - Terence Tao

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

Never let schooling interfere with your education. - Grant Allen

Algebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The great aim of education is not knowledge but action. - Herbert Spencer

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. - Unknown

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

Instruction ends in the schoolroom, but education ends only with life. - Frederick M Robertson

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten. - B.F. Skinner

Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices. - Laurence J Peter

Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know. - Daniel J Boorstin

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Apply yourself. Get all the education you can, but then do something. Don't just stand there; make something happen. - Lee Iacocca

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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