Scholar vs Dropout

Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson

There is no education like adversity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Education is the apprenticeship of life. - Robert Willmott

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned. - Mark Twain

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson

Education, the great mumbo jumbo and fraud of the age. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

Not only education but society as a whole needs deschooling. - Ivan Illich

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes

Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices. - Laurence J Peter

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Society produces rogues and education makes one rogue cleverer than another. - Oscar Wilde

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

A university is an institution that has two thousand seats in the classrooms and eighty thousand in the stadium. - Unknown

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a selflessness which links us with all humanity. - Lady Nancy Astor

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the three R's, only one begins with an R. - Dennis Miller

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey