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Scholar vs Dropout

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Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson

There is no education like adversity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Education is a system of imposed ignorance. - Noam Chomsky

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

Knowledge without education is but armed injustice. - Horace

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

The great aim of education is not knowledge but action. - Herbert Spencer

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet. - Aristotle

Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. - Unknown

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten. - B.F. Skinner

Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices. - Laurence J Peter

A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar. - Lao-Tzu

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil. - C S Lewis

Without education, we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously. - G K Chesterton

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

Education has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. - G M Trevelyan

I speak to everyone in the same way, whether he is the garbage man or the president of the university. - Albert Einstein

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

A university is an institution that has two thousand seats in the classrooms and eighty thousand in the stadium. - Unknown

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

Apply yourself. Get all the education you can, but then do something. Don't just stand there; make something happen. - Lee Iacocca

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

Higher education is booming in the United Sates; the Gross National Mind is mounting along with the Gross National Product. - Malcolm Muggeridge

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell


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