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Scholar vs Dropout

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Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel. - John Lydon

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

A mere scholar, who knows nothing but books, must be ignorant even of them. - William Hazlitt

Yale: 1. A well known Ivy League university; 2. What southern cheerleaders do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune. - Jim Rohn

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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