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Don't fall asleep during class

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Getting wrapped up in homework

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A man must learn to forgive himself. - Arthur Davis Ficke

Lifelong learning is the great equalizer. - Unknown

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

Bison: What you say when your child leaves for school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing. - John Powell

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

Academe: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century. - Lewis Perelman

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Try to learn something about everything and everything about something. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

I am always doing that which I cannot do, in order that I may learn how to do it. - Pablo Picasso

Believing you know it all will guarantee you learn nothing - and achieve even less. - Unknown

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

Learn to say 'no.' It will be of more use to you than to be able to read Latin. - Charles H Spurgeon

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly

Today couples live together until they learn to detest one another. Then they get married. - G K Chesterton

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. - Edgar Watson Howe

In America, the policeman is a working-class hero. In England, the policeman is a working-class traitor. - Martin Amis

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel. - Homer Simpson

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach us lessons that we could learn in no other way. - C S Lewis

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

Aarfy was a dedicated fraternity man who loved cheerleading and class reunions and did not have brains enough to be afraid... - Joseph Heller

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen


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