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School Nap

Don't fall asleep during class

School Nap thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Getting wrapped up in homework

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Be quick to learn and wise to know. - George Burns

There is little you can learn from doing nothing. - Zig Ziglar

A student of life considers the world a classroom. - Harvey Mackay

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear. - Buddha

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

Wise people learn when they can.
Fools learn when they must. - Arthur Wellesley Wellington

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

There are some things you learn best in calm, and some in storm. - Willa Cather

Don't try to make me consistent. I am learning all the time. - R Buckminster Fuller

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Do not be embarrassed by your failures, learn from them and start again. - Richard Branson

We're all learning here; the best listeners will end up the smartest. - Charlene Li

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

The beautiful thing about learning is that no one can take it away from you. - B.B. King

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

The man who never makes mistakes loses a great many chances to learn something. - Unknown

An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn't take his education too seriously. - Charles F. Kettering

I am convinced that the best learning takes place when the learner takes charge. - Seymour Papert

I leave homework till the last minute because I will be older and therefore wiser. - Unknown

Learn to say "no" to the good so you can say "yes" to the best. - John C Maxwell

If you don't know learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged to learn Latin. - Heinrich Heine

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

Life is a classroom. Only those who are willing to be lifelong learners will move to the head of the class. - Zig Ziglar

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

Learning does not consist only of knowing what we must or we can do, but also of knowing what we could do and perhaps should not do. - Umberto Eco

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath


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