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Don't fall asleep during class

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Getting wrapped up in homework

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We can only learn to love by loving. - Iris Murdoch

Learn to hold loosely all that is not eternal. - A. Maude Royden

Poor is the pupil who does not surpass his master. - Leonardo da Vinci

Books have led some to learning and others to madness. - Petrarch

First learn the meaning of what you say, and then speak. - Epictetus

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper. - Unknown

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

We yearned for the future. How did we learn it, that talent for insatiability? - Margaret Atwood

The man who never makes mistakes loses a great many chances to learn something. - Unknown

I am convinced that the best learning takes place when the learner takes charge. - Seymour Papert

I leave homework till the last minute because I will be older and therefore wiser. - Unknown

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn. - Ignacio Estrada

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

The things taught in colleges and schools are not an education, but the means of education. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged to learn Latin. - Heinrich Heine

People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go. - Paul Simon

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Everything has its wonders, even darkness and silence, and I learn whatever state I am in, therein to be content. - Helen Keller

You can only learn from the second-raters. The first-raters are out of range; you can't see how they get their effects. - Unknown

Aarfy was a dedicated fraternity man who loved cheerleading and class reunions and did not have brains enough to be afraid... - Joseph Heller

I try to extract something positive from (every) situation, even if it's just learning not to make the same mistake twice. - Claudia Schiffer

You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the three R's, only one begins with an R. - Dennis Miller

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

Judge: 1. A law student who marks his own examination papers; 2. A lawyer who once knew a politician; 3. A man in a trying position. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

In learning to know other things, and other minds, we become more intimately acquainted with ourselves, and are to ourselves better worth knowing. - Philip Gilbert Hamilton

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato


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