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School Nap

Don't fall asleep during class

School Nap thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Getting wrapped up in homework

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While we teach, we learn. - Seneca

Be quick to learn and wise to know. - George Burns

o be a good loser is to learn how to win. - Carl Sandburg

There is little you can learn from doing nothing. - Zig Ziglar

A student of life considers the world a classroom. - Harvey Mackay

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

Poor is the pupil who does not surpass his master. - Leonardo da Vinci

Knowledge without education is but armed injustice. - Horace

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

Who questions much, shall learn much, and retain much. - Francis Bacon

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

Civilization is a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. - Bryan White

You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think. - Elbert Hubbard

The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing. - John Powell

To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday. - John Burroughs

A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers. - H L Mencken

Learn from the past, Hope for the future, Live in the present. - Ken Lancaster

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

Society produces rogues and education makes one rogue cleverer than another. - Oscar Wilde

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

Yearbook: A book containing student pictures that will keep getting nerdier as the years go by - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. - Edgar Watson Howe

Education has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. - G M Trevelyan

There is no better coach than life: you attend class everyday; all you have to do is listen to the message. - Carl Hennegan

A lot of problems would never be problems if we could learn to talk to each other instead of about each other. - Unknown

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

Worrying is the most natural and spontaneous of all human functions. It is time to acknowledge this, perhaps even to learn to do it better. - Lewis Thomas

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Coaching is unlocking people's potential to maximize their own performance. It is more often helping them to learn rather than teaching them. - John Whitmore

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When any young student asks me, "Do you think I should be a dancer?" I always say, "If you have to ask, then the answer is no." - Martha Graham


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