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School Nap

Don't fall asleep during class

School Nap thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Getting wrapped up in homework

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Class Action: A stylish deed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Listen to learn. Learn to earn! - Rob Liano

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

I miss the days when homework was just colouring. - Unknown

Academy: A modern school where football is taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A student of life considers the world a classroom. - Harvey Mackay

Knowledge without education is but armed injustice. - Horace

I believe in this concept that you learn by teaching. - Stephen Covey

Bison: What you say when your child leaves for school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Books have led some to learning and others to madness. - Petrarch

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers. - H L Mencken

Don't try to make me consistent. I am learning all the time. - R Buckminster Fuller

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Learning to do, Doing to learn, Earning to live, Living to Serve. - Unknown

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

A man must learn to endure patiently what he cannot avoid conveniently. - Michel de Montaigne

I have never met a man so ignorant I couldn't learn something from him. - Galileo

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon. - Charles M. Schulz

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett

Sometimes the hardest part isn't letting go but rather learning to start over. - Nicole Sobon

Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at. - Lyn Karol

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

The hardest thing in life to learn is which bridges to cross and which ones to burn. - David Russell

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

University: 1. A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand; 2. A mental institution. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself, and know that everything in this life has purpose. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

There is no better coach than life: you attend class everyday; all you have to do is listen to the message. - Carl Hennegan

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Learning is a lifelong process of keeping abreast of change. And the most pressing task is to teach people how to learn. - Peter F Drucker

Tell me the facts and I'll learn. Tell me the truth and I'll believe. But tell me a story and it will live in heart forever. - Native American Proverb

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke

In learning to know other things, and other minds, we become more intimately acquainted with ourselves, and are to ourselves better worth knowing. - Philip Gilbert Hamilton

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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