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School Nap

Don't fall asleep during class

School Nap thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Getting wrapped up in homework

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To teach is to learn. - Chinese Proverb

A man may learn wisdom even from a foe. - Aristophenes

Who dares teach must never cease to learn. - John Cotton Dana

If you live with a cripple, you will learn to limp. - Plutarch

Real progress lies in learning to be wrong all alone. - Albert Camus

Books have led some to learning and others to madness. - Petrarch

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

It's what you learn after you know it all that counts. - John Wooden

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet. - Aristotle

I must learn to be content with being happier than I deserve. - Jane Austen

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Those who go to college and never get out are called professors. - George Givot

Laughter crosses boundaries of class and age. Humour is universal. - Jeremy Lloyd

Wit is the rarest quality to be met with among people of education. - William Hazlitt

Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

After you make a fool of yourself a few hundred times, you learn what works. - Gwen Stefani

To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize. - Voltaire

We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. - William Arthur Ward

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn. - Ignacio Estrada

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

We lawyers learn to study the faces of our witnesses, to form quick judgments, and to act upon them. - Lyman Abbott

In America, the policeman is a working-class hero. In England, the policeman is a working-class traitor. - Martin Amis

Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself, and know that everything in this life has purpose. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

Businesses should follow and learn from others' successes and failures in order to better understand and predict their own. - Ben Mezrich

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. - Denis Waitley

God gave unto the Animals
A wisdom past our power to see:
Each knows innately how to live,
Which we must learn laboriously. - Margaret Atwood


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