#1 humor site on the 'net

School Nap

Don't fall asleep during class

School Nap thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Getting wrapped up in homework

QuotaBills
A man must learn to forgive himself. - Arthur Davis Ficke

Education is the apprenticeship of life. - Robert Willmott

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Lifelong learning is the great equalizer. - Unknown

Governments never learn. Only people learn. - Milton Friedman

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

It is best to learn wisdom by the experience of others. - Latin Proverb

My joy in learning is partly that it enables me to teach. - Seneca

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

I realized my mission in life was to learn more, not earn more. - Surya Das

Don't try to make me consistent. I am learning all the time. - R Buckminster Fuller

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Our ability lies not in what we know but in what we are willing to learn. - Unknown

We're all learning here; the best listeners will end up the smartest. - Charlene Li

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon. - Charles M. Schulz

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

I keep on making what I can't do yet in order to learn to be able to do it. - Vincent van Gogh

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffet

Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at. - Lyn Karol

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You must learn to be still in the midst of activity and be vibrantly alive in repose. - Mahatma Gandhi

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

I think every day is Groundhog's Day. I get to learn from my mistakes and be better every day. - Ashton Kutcher

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

If you are not willing to learn, no one can help you. If you are determined to learn, no one can stop you. - Zig Ziglar

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

I wanted to be scared again. I wanted to feel unsure again. That's the only way I learn, the only way I feel challenged. - Connie Chung

Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a selflessness which links us with all humanity. - Lady Nancy Astor

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Learning does not consist only of knowing what we must or we can do, but also of knowing what we could do and perhaps should not do. - Umberto Eco

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus


A Fish Called Wanda - Uncut Version

Point Of View

Good Conductor

Kelp Us!

Croc Lunge

Tree Awning

Oversize Load

Redneck Spoon

Cheating

Be Very Quiet

Quick Rubik's Cube

Window Sundial

Helping Hands

Short On Electricity

Amish Friends

Spiral Roots

Tree Sorrow

Domino Crossing

Family Reunion

Roll Me Over

Hockey PlayHers

Concealed Weapon

Lettuce Face

Devoted Husband